My mum has just had her hip replaced(NHS rather quickly done-the old post code lottery)Rather confused atm said “I’ll sleep in any bed I want to and if I want to pee on the floor I will!”.She seems to be mellowing in her old age.

But you need to show off your shiny new knees.

Talking of cricket, my mathematician friends and I were discussing the probability of India losing 15 consecutive ODI tosses. I won’t go into the numbers but the media have not covered themselves in glory here.

Which reminds me, ludicrous quiz answer of the day – Kalvin Phillips apparently ran an…[Read more]

The non-appearance of ABo Challenges goes on. We must be up to 3-4 weeks now.

Mixing knees @hunnybunny, sure that’s wise. You may end up walking round in circles.

Still lurking @HunnyBunny off to benidorm on the 18th

Cheese and onion,

Must be Walkers.

Or is it Walkers’?

So any holidays lined up @hunnybunny?You know we get a vicarious thrill as we’re regaled with your travelogues.

Which is an anagram of Anita the bull.Yes I’m scared!

Reports of a man walking on water in the river Clyde wearing clogs and shouting”It was the Welsh Witch” remain unconfirmed.

Wasn’t there a regular contributor called Welshwitch?

Can’t say what Interpol say about cheese n onion crisps,you just wouldn’t believe me.

Still swimming to shore, apparently.

I see her as more of a Welsh terrier half breed.

@hunnybunny, just noticed that one of Twiggy’s great great great grandparents was called Croix Lac Honey Bunny. Separated at birth?

Sorry about the Bundy joke-it was shocking.Course on the day of his execution there was a mob outside with banners like:

Burn Bundy Burn and Ted is Toast but my favourite was Tuesday is Fry Day.Happy Days.

Interpol use favourite crisp flavours to identify serial killers.Ted Bundy loved bacon frazzles.

Great covershttps://youtu.be/B0saB4DQLUw?si=uQktZXlTwbfvLTBn