Quite up with my football league teams but not so much with my Tory held seats. Somewhere like Exeter though I think that’s more like Lib Dem country.

Maybe we could have a friendly non divisive political debate on p 24.

Meanwhile what’s the name of that former MP married to Yvette cooper?

Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

Also masochist

I forgot HollyDogs!

If you have a green ball in your right hand and green ball in your left hand, what do you have?
Kermit, begging for forgiveness, or possibly masochist sex?

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his srotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

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In keeping with the theme,did anyone ever see that documentary about a guy who used to have to carry his nads round in a wheelbarrow?

This page is a great advert for keeping the BP archive alive isn’t it?Just waiting for @hunnybunny to turn up with one of her rude sexualised jokes.

Is it true the Portugese man-o-war has giant testicles?

Bollocks

Don’t know what you think @desperate-dan but I reckon if the Senate doesn’t grow a pair of testicles America could become the world’s newest oligarchy…at best…

Even his co presenter John Torode(pronounced toad)has said “We were never friends”.Ouch.

Poor Gregg he really fell on his sword with his “most complaints are from middle class women of a certain age” remark.The menopause meanies have descended on him like a horde of Banshees.Must say though his joke about a contestant’s dish tasting like ‘his aunt’s vagina’ was in very poor taste.