Watched Accountant 2 tonight and though not everything can be Dept Q it wasn’t at all bad.In the first one Ben Affleck was a kind of autistic John Wick part mathematical genius part Ninja assassin.In this one he’s a kind of autistic John Wick etc.However he’s joined by his brother Jon Bernthal and there’s a lot more humour in this one. Recommended.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Jason King / Peter Wingard
Brain sort of tangled (too much hooch)

Jason Wingard?

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]

Got offered a job that actually paid?

She broke a nail?