I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.

That’s all you’re getting.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Good clue @brianN (despite 2  misplaced apostrophes in that post).

She couldn’t stand the pressure!

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]

Used my senior bus pass for the first time today. Even had a senior moment using it upside down so it didn’t work. Maniac bus driver, a bit white knuckle. If they don’t care about the 20mph speed limit, why should any of us?

What happens in a fish factory? Is there something we should know? Can it lead to long term trauma in cleaning windows?

You fired her?  You didn’t want to share the screen wiper with her because that’s the best bit of the job.

Yes, characters are all brilliant, superb acting, tight  script, good pacing. I needed something after the absolute s***e that was most of Dr Who.  BBC story was headlined “Ncuti Gatwas renegerates as Billie Piper”. Then the first line of th…[Read more]

She enjoyed the process much more than I do @hunnybunny (low bar I must admit)and worked in a fish factory for a year so that’s not it.

Sure Joe Root will be thrilled with your match synopsis Bunny.Think The Guardian are looking for a cricket correspondent.

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Getting a bit nervous @hunnybunny, Wordle streak is at 990.

Up to the beginning of episode 5 of DeptQ @brianN. Best thing I’ve seen for years. Watch out for the running car parking gag, cracks me up every time.

On the flip side, up to episode 22 of House and it’s STILL bloody Season 1.

Miss June, on the North Wales coast. Ruined quarry buildings in the background.