Rumours of Scots selling one of their kidneys to finance trips to the WC are totally erroneous.How much would you get for a Scotsman’s kidney?Even less for his liver.

BTW @jrsquonk your strategy on JP 36-14 is classic:”Just luck out on your first try!”

Wish I could’ve mastered that strategy on 35-15.

Sling God ,I ‘ve been called worse.Hello @jrsquonk it’s nice to hear from you after such a while hope all is well with you.And yes I am trawling through JP atm but agree with @desperate-dan your record there is safe.That said @vuelva‘s scores although unposted are even more impressive.I think we’re both in his wake.

OK “Sling God” @briann. Your sneaky progress up Jurassic Pork has been noted by more than one player.

Nothing personal @jrsquonk. You just happened to be at the top of the list. You may have lost BI but I think you can sleep easy over Jurassic Pork. That is an incredible record.

Dispatched Squonk now. BI is mine all mine (cackles despotically while stroking Twiggy). Need to have a look at Flock Favourites next. Anything to take my mind of losing all those Classics trophies.

I saw a cartoon at the weekend depicting Big Baby’s head atop of the WC trophy as you mention.You couldn’t see the join.

Sounds like you’re having the same trouble at BI as I had at JP 35-15.Still can’t get within20k of jrsquonk.It’s a funny old game.

Hello @ixan57. Woken up in time for your Bank Holiday I see. It is indeed a funny old game but there are some folk who sure know how to suck all the fun out of it. Strap yourself in.

The trend continues. As fast as I lose Classics trophies, I am picking up other trophies. I just hope nobody feels an urge to go to Bird Island. Nothing to see there! I am on a mission to overtake @jrsquonk and claim top spot for the episode. Just over 1000 points to go but this is a tough cookie. 31-8 is a mystery. I am 13000 points down and like…[Read more]

Infantino has asked me to not worry about stuff and chill out. In the same way that Brian Moore’s head resembled the London Planetarium (Dickie Davies Eyes, Half Man Half Biscuit), his head satisfyingly resembles the top of the World Cup trophy. Maybe they will parade his head triumphantly around the stadium after the final. I for one, would feel…[Read more]