Wonder how he’ll get on with hospital food?

Anyway Chelsea have just been fined £ 78.5m by UEFA for breaking FFP rules.By breaking FFP rules(i.e. spending more money than they were allowed on players) they just made the final of the club world cup.Prize money?£78.2m,with £30m more if they win…

I’ve managed to conjure up Jimmy Greaves via th…[Read more]

See Greggg is playing the heart attack card now.What a rascal.

We had the annual Brechin bike and trike fest this weekend which celebrates Brechin’s association with Arthr Davidson(he of Harley-Davidson fame).His ancestral home was a now derelict cottage near Aberlemo and a drive by the cottage into Brechin by a considerable number of bikers(av age 72) has been an annual event .One of my wife’s pals said she…[Read more]

Dr speaking to pregnant patient.”Do you want the good news or the bad news?I’ll give you the good news: your son will be able to park wherever he likes.”

I think Sir Rod and two veg should retire.Raye was good though.

Ah yes the condensed Bunny,delightful with meat and two veg.

Seriously what possesses a grown man to think any self respecting woman wants to see his meat and two veg?

Reminds me of a customer who told me of a previous window cleaner who exposed himself to his wife through the back patio door.When his wife told him what happened he went round to his house (presumably to throttle him) but his wife came to…[Read more]

It was the meat and two veg episode of Masterchef.

Caught with his pants down apparently.

Gregg sacked. Any comment @brianN? I don’t think we have heard anything from you on this subject.

Weird decisions by captains are catching on.

Well there’s losing and losing 18 on the bounce.Surely Japan 2 at the weekend will be the one?

As for England I’m not in the moany Vaughny camp waiting to pounce on every mistake they make.My only beef with them this series has been putting India in to bat on both occasions,they got lucky in the first test.Nice to hear Baz acknowledge they ‘may’…[Read more]

Another very entertaining test match. England lost but some great stuff along the way. People moaning like it’s the end of the world. The result isn’t everything. Wales, suck that one in.

Oh @hunnybunny are Wales ever going to win a rugby match again?Japan?!

I’ve said before they need to arrange a friendly against The Maldives but if they do win watch out planet .Expect some strange phenomena like DJT having an Ebeneezer Scrooge type epiphany.IDF hugging Hamas.Putin inviting Zelensky round for tea.Dan finally recognising the…[Read more]

Hope Beans on Toast didn’t create a stink.

Vylan by name.

Did you catch that Bob Vylan set like you said @brianN?  Do you have a nose for controversy?

Reckon William and Harry could learn a few things from Liam and Noel . Smoking it tonight at the Principality. Can you hear them @hunnybunny?

Looks like quite a few of us are MIA just now @birdleader.Sounds like you had a good time with old Slim.

So it’s a baking hot day.You’re one up in the series.Their strength is their batting.Your strength is your batting.They have the best spinners.So yeah let’s have a bowl.If you play with fire often enough you will get burned.You Bazballers are disrespecting test cricket.

Yours sincerely Michael Vaughn (AKA Capt. Hindsight).

PS ThoughtDraper was…[Read more]