Or was that a good thing?

She quit because all she could see of you all the time was your arse.

Well at least Arsenal won something this year. Certainly the year of the underdog. Aberdeen must be well supported round your way @BrianN? Are they dancing on the streets of Brechin tonight?

<p style=”text-align: left;”>Your hat is safe @brianN. So are ABo puppies. Another long long gap in The Challenge.</p>

Oh, good call @vuelva. She does a great job on my windows.

Get yer ladder ‘n’ bucket down ‘ere Brian. My regular wind cleaner has done a runner. Having a baby apparently.

I  know you are glazing hygiene technician or some such thing but putting that on one side, are you a window cleaner or a windowcleaner? Or even a window-cleaner?

This site is nothing if not informative.

I think that was worthy of Eric Cantona.

Netherlands 21 UK 16 (Cannes, 1959)

England 4 Netherlands 1 (Wembley 1996)

Let’s call it quits.

Op het eerste gezicht leek ‘Sing Little Birdie’ een onschuldige deuntje, maar in werkelijkheid bevatten de teksten een diep verontrustende en alarmerende boodschap die ik hier vanwege moderatieproblemen niet kan bespreken.

Happy Birthday @hunnybunny. Have fun.

Wow, Twiggy called it correctly. Austria win. Double rations tomorrow

An Austrian manager has won the FA Cup today. Will it be an Austrian double tonight? Or did Twiggy predict the wrong event?

Personally I don’t actually care. But two years ago Eurovision was the last thing my wife really enjoyed before she passed away. So it has a special significance for me regardless of how awful it usually is.

Twiggy has chosen Austria for Eurovision, clearly sticking to her Germanic origins here. Can’t say I agree with her but perhaps her dog ears can hear things humans can’t.

Won a trophy today that someone had held for 9 years but 13 hours later it was gone. Not even the Challenge level.

Why is there a strange unmarked car parked outside my house?