That’s a relief I couldn’t find any recipes for hats though I came across beef wellington.

As I’ve said before my wife gave it a go doing the downstairs as I did upstairs and you guys never did guess why she quit after one day.What we need is a really clever scientist to visit the BP and work it out but what are the chances?

Hey @vuelva in the interests of Anglo-Dutch relations I must say we Brits have never produced a player of the…[Read more]

@desperate-dan must say haven’t seen any women window cleaners but there must be some.

It’s all double Dutch to me.

Anyway here’s the unofficial UK entry to the Anti-Eurovision Contest.https://youtu.be/rgaZ50cKEBU?si=j5nk2lhdO85SP32Q

Like I say keep an eye on him.

I inadvertently caught one of the Eurovision contestants as I was channel hopping.Some really fat bird wearing a diamante thong over skin tight leggings(I think her skin was pretty tight as well-cue more sausage jokes.)Her four companions were all wearing short skirts and fishnets(two of them were blokes) and I kid you not Dan at one point they…[Read more]

Try and wean yourself off it @hunnybunny(Eurovision not  sun,sea and cheap booze).Plenty of that on offer here at the moment.

Enjoying the sun, sea and cheap booze
Ignoring Brian (as always)

It’s those pesky kids again

This would have been my choice for UK entry for Eurovision 2021(nil point from Dan-and all other BP regulars I suspect).I think they overdid the sunburnt finish on the guitars.https://youtu.be/LVrDAmH_kPQ?si=Nv6ArvrrXdX2XfGt

Must admit I shall be giving Eurovision my usual swerve but I am concerned about this years event in light of @desperate-dan‘s recent revelations.What if The Netherlands have a really good entry this year?(All things relative of course).What if they win?

I think Dan’s deep seated resentment over a miscarriage of justice that took place before he…[Read more]

These kids for eurovision. What do you think.

Been a while since we had a Tory MP involved in a sex scandal.What’s going on?Mind you there aren’t many left are ?