Squished two of the little gits so far and it’s not easy they usually float above yer hands when you clap.Especially after a bottle of red.

I know I’ve broached this subject before but why is it you don’t see a fruit fly all day but as soon as you as you crack open a bottle of red the little buggers are everywhere.

Yours sincerely

Master C. Sauvignon

Is there any truth in the rumour that non-prince Andrew is being lined up for the next series of Celebrity Manhunt?

I don’t condone anything he’s done in connection with Epstein but it seems like he’s been singled out for a right royal (ahem) kicking.What about these faceless Wall St. hedge fund manager types whose names are constantly referred…[Read more]

If this is a competition for worst joke of the week there’s only one winner…”@ixan57 are you still up?”

Did Twiggy eat the binoculars?Should see her through the day.

Lot to be said for same old especially when it comes in the form of a cruise.My same old in Dec will be hanging onto an aluminium ladder while my Trossachs are freezing.

Blimey back 5 mins and she’s already bossing folk around.

Dan, Miss November, please

Cruising to the sun!
Same old one we’ve done loads of times
Lisbon
Madeira
Canaries
Same old ship
Queen Victoria

I see like cricket baseball is a stats driven game and I was wondering if they had any stats on spitting.I’m surprised the batters weren’t floating out of the dugout.Haven’t seen so much gob in public since The Sex Pistols were in their prime.