I know I’ve broached this subject before but why is it you don’t see a fruit fly all day but as soon as you as you crack open a bottle of red the little buggers are everywhere.

Yours sincerely

Master C. Sauvignon

Is there any truth in the rumour that non-prince Andrew is being lined up for the next series of Celebrity Manhunt?

I don’t condone anything he’s done in connection with Epstein but it seems like he’s been singled out for a right royal (ahem) kicking.What about these faceless Wall St. hedge fund manager types whose names are constantly referred…[Read more]

If this is a competition for worst joke of the week there’s only one winner…”@ixan57 are you still up?”

Did Twiggy eat the binoculars?Should see her through the day.

Lot to be said for same old especially when it comes in the form of a cruise.My same old in Dec will be hanging onto an aluminium ladder while my Trossachs are freezing.

Blimey back 5 mins and she’s already bossing folk around.

I see like cricket baseball is a stats driven game and I was wondering if they had any stats on spitting.I’m surprised the batters weren’t floating out of the dugout.Haven’t seen so much gob in public since The Sex Pistols were in their prime.

Dang those artful Dodgers. Guess it’s reruns of ’93 then?

My eyeballs are sore.Blue Jays 3-1 up.I’m off to bed .

Ha ha.At least he’s not working for Marinakis(or should I say Marisakus).

So where are you cruising @hunnybunny?I’m guessing it won’t be on an icebreaker checking out the Northern Lights in the Norwegian fiords.

Well it’s gone to a decider hopefully home advantage will see the Blue Jays through.I’m rooting for them though not live at 4.00 am.

Doing much better than Eng ODI team.T20 and test cricket they’re OK but they seem to play the 50 over game as though it is a T20 match.They may have to play in a qualifying tournament for next year’s WC if they…[Read more]

Bit of a stretch there Dan,I think the disaffection of inner city youth had something to do with it.However rumour has it that Mark E Smith’s final words were:”Look at me I’m a disco duck.”

Good choice of song by Webb ,I do like ‘By the time I get to Phoenix ‘ but apparently it’s an impossible drive.

Heh heh.See the coven have let you off the leash for tonight.Think Dan’s out trick or treating,I hear he has a very sweet tooth.

There’s never anything important happening here Bunny but I could use some of that morphine,my trossachs are playing up something rotten.Glad the knee is coming along and look forward to some album pics of you doing the can-can.

Thanks for that @ixan57 you can go back to bed now.Is Rick Dees having some kind of seizure or is he trying to dance?

Haven’t seen the MIL for a while,I think she’s disappeared through a portal while test driving her new broomstick.

Don’t want to get you started Ian but I’ll never understand why the same type of glitch score can be a) accepted…[Read more]

Hi Wanda how are you?Flinging much these days?I’m on a bit of a flinging sabbatical atm just the odd daily challenge and mooching about on older versions that interest me.Recently scored 16 million on a Pig Days glitch level but not content with that got 1.8 billion on the endless basketball level(Ham Dunk 4-2).Of course these scores are not…[Read more]

Nice of you to Wanda in.

If it’s insanely poor jokes you want you’ve definitely come to the right place.

Think the BP is dead.

Baseball is one of those games I could really get hooked on however the wife is already a football/rugby/cricket widow so one more sport would tip her over the edge.She might even invest in a baseball bat…

Anyways here’s a video of a toddler being told by his mum that he can’t have an icecream…oh wait,sorry it’s…[Read more]

Yes @karen68 hometown team.C’mon you Blue Jays.

Cries of “My tariff’s bigger than yours” will no doubt ring around the stadium.