Wandsworth Prison Dan.

I do not have the power to delete your name from this forum @hunnybummy,there is one who does,a magic wand she has but has been mysteriously absent of late.Anyone know of her whereabouts?

Politicians who fiddle while Rome burns.

PC Knobheads and cancel culture.

Lamp old runt.

Doh!

Coma cop Jen quit.

Heh heh.

OK I’m done .

Dun old tramp…please somebody stop me!

That’s if I spelt Jacquie correctly.

You’ll love this one @hunnybunny:-

Co-op quince jam.T?

Yes though I think the world may beat them to it.

Mask Terrier ,three breeds removed from Twiggy I think.

Dr Pant mould.

I’m sure you enjoyed the whistling there Dan.

Lop Damn Turd.

Seems like DJT and I have something in common: messing about with people’s names. Noticed he referred to the Governor of California as Gavin Newscum so in return I give you Arnold T Dump

Dump ton lard

Dotard ‘n’ lump

Course we can’t forget his (for now) bestie :-

Noel Skum

See if you can work out ‘ Putrid man and a mean doll’ or ‘Dull primate…[Read more]

Hey @ixan57, I will look into this. Can I ask you what browser and operating system you’re using? Thanks.

Hi @birdleader wondered if anyone else was having problems  uploading screenshots from device gallery to album?Tried clearing cache,logging out etc and using another device but just getting the ‘Upload failed the upload test’ message(screenshot is standard 920kb in size).Maybe it’s to do with the Nest rennovations?

Haven’t seen that one @burbman but my inner child still laughs like a drain at some of the scenes in Elf.The ‘fight ‘ scene with the pompous Peter Dinklage character will stay in the memory long after I lose my faculties.(Which is already starting according to the wife).

On best of year telly have to give a nod to The Penguin and particularly…[Read more]

Runt duly obtained with Knobs on…but I’m still angry…

Have avoided ever seeing an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys thankfully.Think The Agency is up there as best of.

Done birding forever.

Started watching Squid Game on your recommendation Dan.Must admit it’s a notch up from UK reality TV.