That’s a relief I couldn’t find any recipes for hats though I came across beef wellington.

As I’ve said before my wife gave it a go doing the downstairs as I did upstairs and you guys never did guess why she quit after one day.What we need is a really clever scientist to visit the BP and work it out but what are the chances?

Hey @vuelva in the interests of Anglo-Dutch relations I must say we Brits have never produced a player of the…[Read more]

It’s all double Dutch to me.

Anyway here’s the unofficial UK entry to the Anti-Eurovision Contest.https://youtu.be/rgaZ50cKEBU?si=j5nk2lhdO85SP32Q

Like I say keep an eye on him.

I inadvertently caught one of the Eurovision contestants as I was channel hopping.Some really fat bird wearing a diamante thong over skin tight leggings(I think her skin was pretty tight as well-cue more sausage jokes.)Her four companions were all wearing short skirts and fishnets(two of them were blokes) and I kid you not Dan at one point they…[Read more]

Try and wean yourself off it @hunnybunny(Eurovision not  sun,sea and cheap booze).Plenty of that on offer here at the moment.

This would have been my choice for UK entry for Eurovision 2021(nil point from Dan-and all other BP regulars I suspect).I think they overdid the sunburnt finish on the guitars.https://youtu.be/LVrDAmH_kPQ?si=Nv6ArvrrXdX2XfGt

Must admit I shall be giving Eurovision my usual swerve but I am concerned about this years event in light of @desperate-dan‘s recent revelations.What if The Netherlands have a really good entry this year?(All things relative of course).What if they win?

I think Dan’s deep seated resentment over a miscarriage of justice that took place before he…[Read more]

Been a while since we had a Tory MP involved in a sex scandal.What’s going on?Mind you there aren’t many left are ?

On a totally unrelated matter…honest.Had a lovely wee red squirrel jog past me today just a few feet away from my steel cappers.Wasn’t quick enough to stamp on him but I’ll get him next time.

By way of contrition @hunnybunny the above clip does contain a scene of scantily clad men .

I suppose living in Bangor makes sense.

What with that and Eurovision you’ll be beside yourself.

I do like a link of sausage.

And while we’re at it saucisse,chorizo and bratwurst!Take that.

I think the ghost of Mary Whitehouse has possessed the moderator.

You’ll never know.

Looks like the moderation bypass failed.

Yeah have a great time and keep us entertained with your shenanigans.Try and persuade Mr Grumpy not to go out in public wearing his posing pouch.Nite all.