Take your hands off Stanley. He’s 131 years old, poor chap.

When he stops this war, he will claim it is another one he has stopped. It’s irrefutable logic.

There have been lower points in Scottish football history but this is pretty bad on so many levels.

Rangers

Celtic

Which side of the hedge are you on @ixan57?

Regarding earlier posts about commentators, rangers vs celtic turned into a boxing match. Wonder will they use VAR to identify the culprits. Judge coisty naw it wua nae him your honour

@atlas-zulay, I was just echoing @asher‘s comment that the only reason he doesn’t play Classics is that he can’t get a version that plays on Android.

I don’t have that problem. My problem is that I can load up my emulator on my PC (Nox or Bluestacks) with a Classics .apk file, start it running and it never gets past the theme tune. Are you saying…[Read more]

@asher can’t get a version of Classics that plays on Android. Do we know a way round that?  I guess not. I can’t get a version that plays in Nox. I’m just lucky I have a version on a pretty old phone. I do have the .apk file separately on my PC but it doesn’t seem to be much use to me.

Rovio’s policy on Classics makes no sense whatsover.

@desperate-dan 3rd time lucky

Sorry #Desperate-dan

Ah @BrianN that explains why I’ve been throwing snooker balls at the dart board recently.

Last night the football commentator said that the match had turned into a game of basketball. Today the rugby commentator said that we were watching a game of chess.

Uh?

Very naughty @briann, goading Mr asher.