The thing that impresses me most about Squonk scores is that they’re all achieved fat fingering on an android tablet.

AB of low priority?!You need to sort your life out .As for me reconstructing an imitation of a Rovio server,Ah yes very funny,I can still hear the laughter reverberating around the walls in the Lurkers Lounge.

My idea of a server is someone who brings out a nice glass of Malbec to go with my chateaubriand or John McEnroe sending down those sliced…[Read more]

@vuelva, I am getting round to it. I really need to play it on my PC rather than fat fingering it on my phone but at the moment I have 7.2.0 loaded up which is more flexible for jumping from episode to episode than some versions, but which doesn’t include Jurassic Pork. I was also still trying to get all 699 levels into the top 50 of which I am…[Read more]

@desperate-dan why don’t you play jurassic pork levels? i’ve wondered about that for some time, since you’re (relative to your other episodes) quite far off; replayed JP-37-8 just now and to my surprise quickly (within 5 minutes) increased my score for it (to 252960 / 3; see my album), to up my total score to 10304950. Tristan da Cunha I only know…[Read more]

shire.spray.scrum. A good place to take a cruise. It’s in the South Atlantic about 500 miles west of Tistan da Cuhna.

The wait for an ABo Challenge goes on.

more due to using something like a multilevel queue for scheduling my tasks, with ab being of low priority, than due to being in a wormhole i guess (can’t exclude the latter, as I know nothing about wormholes). that sounds like a good explanation of the SHG, consistent with the phenomena; someone really committed to the game would reconstruct…[Read more]

Who’s Ed Shearan?

Violent cruises. Mysterious drunken women. Boomerang biscuits.

Oh @hunnybunny,  we live such different lives.

Hi @vuelva are you stuck in a wormhole just popping out at random moments of time? Have it on good authority that the glitch is dead. Two very reliable sources reckon the issue is with the advent calendar style feature of Seasons Greedings. Apparently back in those dark ages the levels could only be opened using a server that is long gone. It does…[Read more]

i know of the santa hat glitch, but never played a version of seasons having it iirc. though i am interested in maximising scores (and to that end even wrote an ab-playing program; see the old, 2014ish, comments), i lack motivation to hunt for old glitchy versions.

indeed, disappointed as i had scored two’s the previous two days (very lucky; sometimes i also start with shire if i’m in a polite mood and don’t want to offend). not keeping track of streaks though as i don’t have an account. found my english vocabulary is rather patchy in the 5 letter word range; not infrequently, even if i do get the word (just…[Read more]

Hey @karen68 never thought I’d hear myself say this but I’m starting to warm to your boy Doug Ford.