Just getting over the excitement of England scoring over 400 in an ODI and 300 in a T20 then a brilliant Blast finals day when up pops Silver C-3PO in the melt.Back of the net!Need tranquilisers.

One down five to go.

Wonder if any old folk had heart attacks at 3.00 pm on Sunday?That government alert was really loud.Mind you they’re probably mutton Jeff at that age.Thinking of asking the gov to send one to my daughter’s phone every morning…

Comedy gold that flew under the radar.Enfield’s Simon Schama impersonation is priceless.

Suarez not so much ,I’ve lost count of how many times he’s been sent off but it must be double digits, though he is a bit of an alrounder.Aside from his 3 biting offences and his current spitting faux pas he also got a lengthy ban for racially abusing Patrice…[Read more]

Fell about with One Clavdivs @briann. This will be the forum’s least understood comment of all time and that’s going some.

See Luis Suarez has now got a lengthy ban for spitting. What is wrong with the man? Must have been spitting out bits of ear that he bit off during his three previous biting offences.

The Germans won on penalties.Good night.

Old Grey Wrinkled Testicle.Oh stop it!

I have no choice but to share this it is eye wateringly funny.Why have I not seen this before?https://youtu.be/pOlSHw_y0Lw?si=52I6WI_1oii7J2Kw

The Strokes are old but still capable of this…https://youtu.be/RzO7IGWGxu8?si=6RqBgMJ0ial-odJO

Sure she wasn’t an amateur?

Lost a chunk of tooth today.My teeth have sent my brain a memo(they do still exist):

Please don’t eat 6 year old Murray Mints-We’re old!

Saw a female professional window cleaner the other day @briann.

And a friend sent me a photo of a window cleaner’s van. Mr Bit.

That’s all.