Noticed there’s a film on Sky at the moment called The Cleaner where Daisy Ridley a ‘soldier turned window cleaner’ attempts to rescue 300 hostages.I’ll give her a pass on the action scenes but shall keep a beady eye on her window cleaning technique.They never get it right.

Sorry about that Miss Texas.In these days of gender fluidity what’s a pronoun between friends?Actually my preferred pronoun is she but only at weekends.Wonder what the ratio is between male and female flingers?@desperate-dan is our resident statistician and probably knows the answer to a fraction of a percentage point.

Intrigued to know what…[Read more]

You’ve frightened him off now @ixan57 and anyway who are you calling a mad dog?She’ll bite yer ankles.

Greedings @abcrazy (aren’t we all?).Yes I’m afraid the community upped and left years ago about the same time as Rovio left Angry Birds is my guess.Just us old chisellers here now but we do have a laugh.BTW it’s Dan who puts the weird music on the jukebox.https://youtu.be/kxrMD7Moy1k?si=7DK8ULk5gCEaNFRG

Where’s Holmes when you need him?https://youtu.be/FOvoFOOOZ1w?si=1QaRAm1DzvaORT6m

Here’s one for all Falkirk fans.https://youtu.be/mTUhnIY3oRM?si=3CXwXG9huwSq7wrS

I think that was the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate…I’d vote for him.

Work Highlight of the Week.

So I was walking up the drive to start a house(Duke St. to be precise)and the gardener was already there standing with his back to me trying to start a petrol powered leaf blower.Only it wouldn’t.So he’s getting more and more frustrated and…[Read more]

Quite an intense look from Twiggy there Dan.The thousand yard stare from 3 feet always works.

Well don’t act all surprised.https://youtu.be/laWx8HMmXqk?si=UHXvlDlnbJBlPhQF

Balance my arse.And that takes some doing.