What is it about bloody Portugal, they hang around like a fart in a bottle and win tournaments they shouldn’t.Bloody international equivalent of bloody RealMadrid.As for that toothy old fart Ronaldo…

Watched Accountant 2 tonight and though not everything can be Dept Q it wasn’t at all bad.In the first one Ben Affleck was a kind of autistic John Wick part mathematical genius part Ninja assassin.In this one he’s a kind of autistic John Wick etc.However he’s joined by his brother Jon Bernthal and there’s a lot more humour in this one. Recommended.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.

That’s all you’re getting.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Good clue @brianN (despite 2  misplaced apostrophes in that post).

She couldn’t stand the pressure!

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]

Used my senior bus pass for the first time today. Even had a senior moment using it upside down so it didn’t work. Maniac bus driver, a bit white knuckle. If they don’t care about the 20mph speed limit, why should any of us?

What happens in a fish factory? Is there something we should know? Can it lead to long term trauma in cleaning windows?