A woman visiting a maternity ward asks one of the babies, “And how old are you?” The baby says, “I’m two days old.” The woman says, “You can already talk?” The baby says, “Well, I wasn’t born yesterday.”

How dare you diss our domestic Goddess @karen68.https://youtu.be/yrDhYiWXTp4?si=Q2BlLuLykgqq6OHr

Hi @catsnbirds, pretty confused when you guys talk about sub-zero temperatures. I thought the US used Fahrenheit.  But you don’t say sub-32 temperatures. I suppose you use it loosely to mean below freezing. Or are you just translating for us Brits?

If you claim it is minus 40 then I won’t be confused as that is where the the two scales are…[Read more]

Must say I enjoyed the weather forecast tonight.Still wet and windy but sexy Elizabeth Rizzini delivered it in style and in a split skirt which almost showed her knickers.This is how Nigella Lawson would do  the weather.

The heat certainly got to Coco Gauff.

Wonder if Harry Hill will dust off his Nigella impersonation on Junior Bake Off?Probably not age appropriate.

Ashamed to say @briann that I have been a bit distracted from all that by the news that Nigella Lawson has been recruited onto the Bake Off team.  As if the show’s innuendo quotient wasn’t already off the scale. I am having a moment, not to say a soggy bottom.

Hi @karen68 I saw that on our news at lunch time and Toronto was mentioned so thought I’d better apologise for wittering on about a bit of rain.Has it hit Michigan @catsnbirds and do your squirrels have frozen nuts?

Yep,there snow game like a snow game although they’re becoming less frequent as more teams build new roof covered stadia.Good job Denver pipped New England for no.1 seed or the game would’ve been played at Foxborough which had a foot and a half of snow.

My god, did you watch this game? Played in a blizzard. Was white such a good colour for the Patriots to wear? Maybe it was, their defence was able to hide. Not that anyone could see very far anyway.

NFL Championship games today and first up we have The Patriots @ Denver.Would’ve made The Bronchos big favourites on home turf but they lost their QB Bo Nix to injury last week so I’m giving The Pats a chance.

Very stats driven game American football.They have a statistic for everything including QB with the shortest name?You’d think Bo Nix would…[Read more]

Sure enough I’ve looked at my BBC weather app and 14 days of rain with every hour showing raindrops.Noah didn’t have it this bad.

Is it normal to hide behind the sofa when the weather forecast comes on?https://youtu.be/A09GZeORYlo?si=Y1NimqNeBSdWHZXN

Our delivery driver Fred said one of his farmer customers has seen a long range weather forecast predicting 110 consecutive days with rain.Families of local window cleaners are on suicide watch.UK grim indeed.

Bet they’re still on about droughts come July.

Watching a C4 show called Patience atm really quite good.Set in the beautiful city of York and featuring a girl with autism.Right up my street.