Probably be a virtual SharpShooter badge @atlas-zulay, as I don’t think there’s any one left to give you one. But good luck. You will need to go outside Classics to catch me up though.

I am enjoying Dear England @briann. Joseph Alberic Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes is perfectly cast as Gareth Southgate. Not sure about the casting for Wayne Rooney. Reviews a bit sniffy though.

Usual story these days. Win one, lose one. Well done. it’s on my (ever-growing) list.

Trying to raise the bunny, @briann?

Three terrible birds takes a trophy. read all about it in today’s Challenge. I am in shock.

Don’t panic @catsnbirds, it wasn’t an accident. I had a pacemaker fitted (hence @briann‘s jukebox selection). You have to avoid disconnecting the wires. I’ve explained it all to Twiggy and she is fine. It’s too hot this week for long walks anyway.

thanks ‘briann, you can’t have any upper-case because my arm is in a sling for a week and my mouth tastes metallic because i am pumped full of antibiotics. can’t lift twiggy up, can’t butter toast and still can’t play the piano.

My Southampton fan friend is pretty disgusted. Not with the punishment. With the club for behaving so reprehensively. It was the only appropriate thing to do. Somebody is responsible and that’s probably the last job they ever have in football. There are consequences.

Maybe the best @briann, but playing boring football for the last couple of months. Probably due to the pressure. But the context has been anything but boring. Now, for the perfect domestic season, Spurs need to go down.

Up for it, @catsnbirds?