Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his srotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

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In keeping with the theme,did anyone ever see that documentary about a guy who used to have to carry his nads round in a wheelbarrow?

This page is a great advert for keeping the BP archive alive isn’t it?Just waiting for @hunnybunny to turn up with one of her rude sexualised jokes.

Is it true the Portugese man-o-war has giant testicles?

Don’t know what you think @desperate-dan but I reckon if the Senate doesn’t grow a pair of testicles America could become the world’s newest oligarchy…at best…

Even his co presenter John Torode(pronounced toad)has said “We were never friends”.Ouch.

Poor Gregg he really fell on his sword with his “most complaints are from middle class women of a certain age” remark.The menopause meanies have descended on him like a horde of Banshees.Must say though his joke about a contestant’s dish tasting like ‘his aunt’s vagina’ was in very poor taste.

Here’s Greg in happier times. https://youtu.be/0hK8EbafSlg?si=DsKiGN5yiGw1p4Dg

Is it just me or does anyone else feel a little a little sorry for Greg Wallace just now?I don’t particularly like his presenting style (bit too in yer face for my liking,prefer Torrode’s more relaxed style) and I rarely watch Masterchef so I don’t have any skin in the game but it all seems a bit OTT.

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Just to confirm your comments @desperate-dan.

As long as my head remains attached to my body I’m fine with it. Pedants will always find fault.

Here’s more classic Kevin https://youtu.be/PAqja7L3Kn0?si=wQWtLkJL40Ox4n7Z

I’m not sure a musical about a formula one driver would ever work.

Is the answer Wurlitzer?