You could do a lot worse than Stop The Cavalry by Jona Lewie. At least it has a point. But I don’t really like any of them. In my opinion, the best ever Xmas number one was Mad World by Gary Jules (2003), which I would say is one of the best cover versions of all time. But not a Xmas song.

And why am I going in the hole? What have I done?…[Read more]

Jona Lewie had a good pop at it Oh and Hi Burbman!

I’ve never worn a bowler hat and there’s no such thing as a good Christmas song.

The Grinch.x

This should have been the Xmas number one.

If there is any chance that Wham! might top the Xmas charts with the same song two years in a row, with a song that is decades old, it speaks volumes about the absolutely carp state of modern music. Also, I think it might be the Xmas song I hate more than any that I have ever heard. It also might be the Xmas song with the video I hate more than…[Read more]

Think you might be digging a hole there.

Yes we don’t know how angry he is .Makes a change from mad dogs and Englishmen though(better not say who the mad dog is,she’ll shout at me in a Welsh accent.)

@brianN, we really are going to have to be on our best behaviour.

Hello @angryperson ,nice of you to drop in and hope all is well.Sorry no one was here to greet you yesterday the BP closes on a Wednesday (quaint English custom).So what part of The States are you from?

Just watched Operation Mincemeat this evening @hunnybunny, care of Netflix. Good stuff but not an obvious candidate for a musical IMO.

Yes he’s currently touring with a version of A Christmas Carol no doubt playing Scrooge(Count Arthur not Gregg(he has his pick of pantomime villains this year)).

A friend went to see him live many years back (the Count, not Gregg). Also went to see I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue (with Humph). Said it was even funnier in the flesh.

Gregg’ll be ok I hear GB News are looking for a TV chef/banter merchant.

Good tidings Dan, Radio 4 are broadcasting a new Count Arthur Xmass special.First for a few years I think.

You know, I could be persuaded to start feeling sorry for Gregg. Not a lot, mind.

Yes their videos spare no expense @desperate-dan.I reckon they were tresspassing on all of ’em.

Latest Z list celebrity who no one knew 15 years ago to play Let’s Kick Gregg reckons:

“He said I’d never be a cook because I’m a woman.”

Bang out of order Gregg everyone knows a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

You need to give us a nice easy level @birdleader where we can beat our scores. Not Jurassic Pork!

Looks like they are back in North Wales somewhere. I’m sure Twiggy had a wee behind that tree.

E is for Enter the Mirror

Challenge back with a wimper I see.

However, random levels could be interesting.