Not so bad here, one or two glorious days but pretty cold. When it snowed about a month ago, Tesco’s carpark was cleared of snow and it all ended up in one huge pile.  Four weeks on and the pile is still gradually melting, about 2 feet high now.

Miss February. She is standing on one Marilyn* looking at another, on the very tip of the Llyn…[Read more]

Anyone else got a soggy bottom?16 days without any appearance by the sun in Aberdeen.It’s like living in the Arctic Circle.That prediction of 110 consecutive rain days is looking good.

“Bloody Epstein!”-John Lennon

Royal family.Inbreeding?No.

On how many levels is this comment from Fergie wrong?

“You are the brother I always wished to have…marry me”

“Bloody Epstein!”-Andrew (formerly known as Prince)

“Bloody Epstein!”-Fergy(formerly known as the DOY)

“Bloody Epstein!”-Mandelson(formerly known as Mandy)

“Epstein?Great guy”-Trump(formerly and still known as an absolute *&%£$*!

A woman visiting a maternity ward asks one of the babies, “And how old are you?” The baby says, “I’m two days old.” The woman says, “You can already talk?” The baby says, “Well, I wasn’t born yesterday.”

How dare you diss our domestic Goddess @karen68.https://youtu.be/yrDhYiWXTp4?si=Q2BlLuLykgqq6OHr

Hi @catsnbirds, pretty confused when you guys talk about sub-zero temperatures. I thought the US used Fahrenheit.  But you don’t say sub-32 temperatures. I suppose you use it loosely to mean below freezing. Or are you just translating for us Brits?

If you claim it is minus 40 then I won’t be confused as that is where the the two scales are…[Read more]

Must say I enjoyed the weather forecast tonight.Still wet and windy but sexy Elizabeth Rizzini delivered it in style and in a split skirt which almost showed her knickers.This is how Nigella Lawson would do  the weather.

The heat certainly got to Coco Gauff.

Wonder if Harry Hill will dust off his Nigella impersonation on Junior Bake Off?Probably not age appropriate.

Ashamed to say @briann that I have been a bit distracted from all that by the news that Nigella Lawson has been recruited onto the Bake Off team.  As if the show’s innuendo quotient wasn’t already off the scale. I am having a moment, not to say a soggy bottom.

Hi @karen68 I saw that on our news at lunch time and Toronto was mentioned so thought I’d better apologise for wittering on about a bit of rain.Has it hit Michigan @catsnbirds and do your squirrels have frozen nuts?