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Brian N
@briannHey @ixan57.No
Hey @catsnbirds.You’re surname isn’t Gonzales is it?
Brian N
@briannHey @desperate-dan.Apostrophobia?
Brian N
@briannHey @hunnybunny.Will there be aBarbie II?
Brian N
@briannB is for Buddy, Come Over. https://youtu.be/0EzB7BzoweE?si=_av1GLylhoXeoq9b
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danReally fed up with all the blank spaces in the AB ranking lists. Needs a fix! Anyone else agree?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danNever never never never never never never never never never never never never never never nevcr eat a pork and leek sausage.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Brian N
@briannAre you leaking?
ixan57
@ixan57Is shit’s with apostrophe or without.
Nothing like a bit of toilet humour.
HunnyBunny
@hunnybunnyI love a pork and leek sausage
Brian N
@briannIs this going to be a running gag?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danJust sorted out the 2025 Twiggy calendar for family and friends. She never looks at the camera. Well, she does but there’s always a really interesting bug/leaf/noise/squirrel that distracts her at the vital moment. Never work with animals etc…
Quite pleased with it. A shame that Tesco ran out of ink when they went to print it. Doh!
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danA euphemism if I ever saw one @hunnybunny.
Brian N
@briannNo doubt.She was expressing a liking for onions the other day.
Brian N
@briannBit quiet down here.Was it something I said?
Bananas and cream anyone?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danWhat’s the catch?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danLevel 4-9 in Angry Birds has fallen – with the help of a 0-birder, I have got the position down from 116 to 50. This just leaves one single level outside the top 100, namely 2-12. It doesn’t look difficult and I have no idea why over 12 years of effort, on and off, have failed to yield a half-decent score.
I do have a 99th placing (it’s listed as 103rd but it’s really equal 99th). Hopefully safe on that one (I’m not letting on where).
There’s a group of just 15 levels outside the top 50, but I’ll come back to that.
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danWent back to Tesco to collect my calendar after 3 more days. Still no ink, still no calendar. This is a printing company with no ink for 5 days. Words fail me.
Brian N
@briannThe words of that great Welsh philosopher @hunnybunny come to mind:
“Get a life!”
Not the calendar bit that’s a nice touch.Hope Twiggy has exclusive image rights(if it ever gets printed).
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danShe’s a bit poorly – antibiotics and anti-inflammatories. Got to get a urine sample tomorrow if I can. That’s not going to be easy. She refuses to wee anywhere within about 100m of the house. I’ll be running down the street waving a Tupperware at her bottom. Nothing like a bit of toilet humour, eh @ixan57?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danI don’t think your description of @hunnybunny is quite correct @brianN.
Welsh?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danThis whole Wales/Scotland/England thing must be hard to understand for folks across the pond. Surely we are all in the same place. It all fits into about half of Texas.
Brian N
@briannI’m sure the neighbours are used to your antics by now @desperate-dan
Brian N
@briannThis one’s for Matt Gaetz or to give him his new job title:
Minister for Wreaking vengeance on anyone who ever crossed Don Trump.
Let’s face it democracy isn’t working.
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danCould have been worse. But not much worse. Just checking if I’m on the naughty list.
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danI think you might be @brianN.
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