Reply To: Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

Watch it Bunny,in your current condition you couldn’t ladder a pair of tights.

I’m sure you know all the wine snobbery ettiquette Bunnybunny must admit I do like to let a red breathe so left the screwcap off(gave myself away there didn’t I?) and my son says:”Dad there’s a heap of flies in your wine bottle!”

And so there was,9 of the little shits.I know this because I decanted the wine thru a sieve and pored it back into the bottle.They were all still alive(until I flushed them down the sink),I think they were singing Elastic Man by The Fall.

Bloody hell I’ve been away a week and we’re plagued by fruit flies.