Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Brian N]

Thought you would get away with it?

[Brian N]

Did I mention that this was a rum area? Knock on the back door and this woman says (after taking a step back)”Ooh are you living here?”

I’m thinking ‘What’s it to you ‘ but ayk polite is my middle name so I say “Just for the week”

“Oh” she says “Well have you got yesterday’s paper?”

“Er I had it yesterday but I put it in recycling and it was taken away this morning.Not your lucky day is it?”

“Oh well can you keep tomorrow’s?”

“I’m going home tomorrow but I’ll let mum know you want her papers.”

“Thanks ”

When I told mum she said”Aye, she’s dolly dimple but harmless “.

You must be wondering how I turned out so PC?

Pay Your Rates

[HunnyBunny]

Someone please turn Brian off!

 

[Brian N]

Go on if you think you’re hard enough.Only Gandalf has that power.

Only one option for Q

Quit iPhone

Here Mark is in rare form sounding like Boss Hogg after a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Bet you couldn’t quit iPhone Bunny.

[Desperate Dan]

Get him back on a ladder as soon as possible.

Listen to this and tell me your feet aren’t tapping. Yes, the antidote is here and begins with B.

 

[Brian N]

Foot tapping or toe curling? Actually I quite like that one very old school rock n roll vibe and it came in under 6mins.

There is however no antidote to The Fall.Some fantastic lines in this one:

Menopause wives are hard to handle

Swiss gnomes handing out potions

R is for Rowche Rumble.

Foot tapping and pill popping

 

[Brian N]

Shall Google Bodhisattva.

[Brian N]

Well Dan there I was just about to attain Nirvana when I had to pull back in order to help the suffering.Dang it!

[Brian N]

I shall continue to ease your suffering my friends by letting you know I shall be back up a ladder Monday and by playing another quirky number from The Fall

S is for Stepping Out

 

[Desperate Dan]

I am listening to most of the stuff you are posting. I do find it difficult to hear what the lyrics actually are, however brilliant they may be. Is that just me or could it be that Mark is being deliberately obtuse? Out of character surely?

[Brian N]

I think MES was always quite open when talking about his music but he just had a singing style that makes the listener strain to capture his words.Some songs like Rowche Rumble seem fairly straightforward in their meaning while others like Stepping out are more obscure but that’s part of the fun building up a picture in your mind of what his real point is.Obviously in the end it’s whether you want to put in the effort.

[Brian N]

So many choices for T but it has to be Totally Wired

[Brian N]

Ah home sweet home.Just passed the one overturned lorry on my way back.

U is for US 80s-90s

[HunnyBunny]

I’m hard enough: watch the ladder!

[Desperate Dan]

Oooh, I do like a capybara. Very sweet.

But properly seasoned, they turn out a treat in the air fryer.

[Brian N]

You must have a  big air fryer.Bet your now deceased acquaintance Mr roadkill would’ve been up for it.

[Brian N]

Watch it Bunny,in your current condition you couldn’t ladder a pair of tights.

I’m sure you know all the wine snobbery ettiquette Bunnybunny must admit I do like to let a red breathe so left the screwcap off(gave myself away there didn’t I?) and my son says:”Dad there’s a heap of flies in your wine bottle!”

And so there was,9 of the little shits.I know this because I decanted the wine thru a sieve and pored it back into the bottle.They were all still alive(until I flushed them down the sink),I think they were singing Elastic Man by The Fall.

Bloody hell I’ve been away a week and we’re plagued by fruit flies.

[Desperate Dan]

They do look tasty.

Anyway, time for your daily Steely Dan. This one counts as C.  The album cover might pass for The Fall though.

 

[Brian N]

You’ve all heard of Victoria Falls but have you heard Victoria by The Fall.

Mark and the band going for an Oscar in this one.

[Brian N]

No that’s definitely T.Sounds like the title of an episode of Dr Who,Tom Baker era.

[Brian N]

Hey Dan meant to ask what was the name of roadkill man?Was it Arthur?More importantly was he found dead by the roadside?

[Brian N]

Intriguing song that one @desperate-dan.Notice they mention The Fall.Heh heh.

[Brian N]

Having slagged Dan off for playing a song lasting over 8 mins here’s a Fall song lasting over 9.In my defence it’s in two parts.

W is for Winter Pts 1&2

I reckon that’s 4:30 mins apiece.

[Brian N]

Yes my friends there is one.

X is for Xmas with Simon

[Brian N]

Don’t worry I’ve got Z covered as well.