Angry Birds FANATIC since approx. mid October 2010 when I got my first iPhone; ‘We’re’ inseparable 98% of the time; the other two percent each goes to: Shower & Sleep. To me: Angry birds is a form of meditation as it has that certain magical properties in balancing my mental health. Without a dose of Angry Birds in just one day can drive any poor souls whose just happen to be in the same vicinity as me: Extremely irritated & eventually cry & stomp their feet like a baby because i’m talented like that. Angry Birds has another cool effect on me as it has the ability to cool my temperament down towards the increasing amount of stupid people i had to deal with in daily basis, especially those that are just simply too f***ing stupid to describe, let alone: comprehend.

Now i have iPad 2 & iPhone 4. Something totally unfortunate happened to me as i update my iPhone, i LOST ALL MY SCORES – but thankfully, not on game center. Still a pain in the neck though. But because of the Tremendous Amount of Love & Care for my Angry Birds, i proceed to play it for the 2nd time starting from level 1 all up to end of Rio and i am not kidding, i am talking about from Poached Eggs dude! Then around Halloween last year i got an iPad 2 & boy i was so ecstatically overjoyed its super ridiculous, pure happiness, felt like i have just reach a stage of enlightenment. According to witnesses, apparently my face tells nothing but an absolute moronic expression complete with permanent smile attached to it. “Oh, you’re welcome any time, glad i can piss you off today, is there anything else i can help u with?” i replied – as my face buried deep in my Angry Birds game.

I now own two Angry Birds sweaters / hoodies and 10 shirts.. i think, hope i haven’t got any more in the wash somewhere.. I wear it whenever i go to something fancy like birthdays, or any place that i know will have good amount of crowds. I just like to show it off, because i think i look awesome in it. My favorite is the one thats got Big Red with %*&#! as it’s speech bubble because i get free entertainment by seeing little kids asking their mom what it means & i get this priceless reaction from the moms as i pretend to say the magic word out loud like this: Ffffff….. then of course i said it….. “Fluff” or “Pluck” the mom sigh in relief & then i said: well, i gotta duckoff now, bye!