I’m not sure which is worse the Welsh cricket team or the rugby team.What’s that Greavesey,the football team?Harsh.

One of my customers came to the door today sporting a huge cut on his forehead and bruises on his face.He said “Don’t make laugh I’ve got cracked ribs as well”.Apparently his ride on lawn mower cowped when he mowed a strip near the river.He went headlong into what he now calls his lucky boulder as he reckons but for that he might have been pinned…[Read more]

Won’t get drawn on football matters, it’s still the cricket season.

Welsh Fire now with a 1-9 record. Plucked defeat from victory in the latest match.

It will take me a week to get to Jurassic Pork, in the mean time.

I see Rangers had Antman and Aasgaard in their squad tonight.Marvelous isn’t it?

Yes, YJB definitely gone over to the Pork side.

See Wayne Rooney is getting some cosh over his punditry skills(or lack of)on MOTD.Have to say when every second word he utters is “erm” it makes for painful viewing.I also think he over eggs the tactical side of things ,it’s like he’s auditioning for his next managerial job.And let’s face it he’s even worse at that than he is at punditry.

Here’s…[Read more]

Just stick some T Rex on the jukebox.

CMN

Nah, 5 Garazeb Orrelios.All you need to know about that character Dan is it’s an anagram of Albie Rogers Roza.No further comment required.

Jonny Bairstow would be good batting for the Pork side.

He’s got a sizzling cover drive.

Just occurred to me @desperate-dan Everything Everything mention dinosaurs a fair bit in their lyrics.I’m sure I could curate a list of songs for your pleasure while you’re in a rubber room trying to work out how to squeeze extra points out of those rubber trees.Just say the word.(Think I can guess what the word…[Read more]

Get him in the Welsh Fire line-up.

4 Kanan Jarrus.Not bad just not what I needed.For Dan that’s the Dracula looking dude who’s evil vizage makes you think he should be batting for the Pork side.

Seasons was bad for that but when using older versions on my old Nox starting with the earliest version and working up I found progress was saved between successive versions .Until I downloaded a version that didn’t work then all was lost.

While on Bluestacks I have my base version that is now fully unlocked and will stay put.It’s V.7.9.1 the…[Read more]

Yes, I know I should have saved a version.

Oh well, I’ll fight the dinos on my own then.

Trouble is, having loaded up Ver 8.0.3, you have to play all 640 odd levels just to get to the beginning of JP. And have enough tokens to do so. Access to episodes/levels varies hugely from version to version but 8.0.3 is absolutely the worst.

So you think a Carbonite Melt is a ham and pasta dish covered in cheese and baked in the oven?Mmmm nice.

Must admit I’m enjoying it so much I may hang around a bit longer see if I can improve on my previous best scores.

These might as well be Mark E Smith lyrics for what it’s worth. None of it makes the slightest bit of sense to me.

Had the strangest dream last night wherein I was stung by an insect and my hand was swollen up about three times it’s normal size.(Remember those foam hands you used to see at basketball games?Bit like that).When I held my hands for comparison to show my wife she burst out laughing.

Thing is if it happened in real life she’d be exactly the…[Read more]