Storm Bram in full throttle. The postman just flashed past our window.

Guess he’s too late for the panto season this year.

Andrew(the **** artist formerly known as Prince) has taken to squatting at the Royal Lodge.He’s also taken the Queen’s huskies hostage.No doubt Charles will be receiving a ransom note soon.A man has to make a crust.

At least the Aussies usually make a fist of it in England whereas we tend to get gubbed down under.

An episode of Antiques Roadshow featuring Mary Berry.Do you think the irony is lost on the BBC?

Crushing.  But people forget that the last time England lost an Ashes series in England was in 2001. Home advantage has been considerable for a long time.

Hope you were a good boy and sat still in the chair or no doggy treats for you.

Let’s not mention The Ashes…Doh!

Yeah, we get a 2 for 1 groom at Pets at Home.

Hey Dan,I’ve just noticed you have matching beards as well.