Customer Capers No.2

One of my customers has to take her dogs for a walk seperately now after a recent incident involving a squirrel.She said when they saw it she was off her feet being dragged through a freshly ploughed field.She had to let go after her nostrils filled with soil.Yorkshire terriers eh?

If you like The Bradleys you might like this,think I may have played it before but it’s my personal favourite from The  Bottom of the Knees…er sorry..,The Shins.https://youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE?si=9yT9NGeQh180cuCT

Customer Capers

One of my customers came out and asked if I’d finished.I said no,since you put that wooden board up to keep your dog in I have to double back to finish the rest of the house.

“Oh” she said”I can take that down now the dog’s gone…and so has the husband!”

After a brief awkward pause I said “I’m sorry  about that.”She said “I’m…[Read more]

A man died when he fell into a giant vat of coffee.His wife said he didn’t suffer-it was instant.

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat…I’ll get yours while I’m at it Dan.Fancy a pint down The Lurkers?

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisionist?He got the sac.

Better than Steely Dan tho’.

The harmonies are a little too wispy for my liking and with knife crime in the UK being what it is we shouldn’t be talking about brass stabbings.Comment awaiting moderation unlike this tune https://youtu.be/j8fSymv-5R8?si=48cnWTPK946UL8nD