A woman visiting a maternity ward asks one of the babies, “And how old are you?” The baby says, “I’m two days old.” The woman says, “You can already talk?” The baby says, “Well, I wasn’t born yesterday.”

How dare you diss our domestic Goddess @karen68.https://youtu.be/yrDhYiWXTp4?si=Q2BlLuLykgqq6OHr

<p style=”text-align: center;”>@desperate-dan I don’t know why the US doesn’t use Celsius like most everyone, but no, I wasn’t referring to below freezing. It has been below zero degrees Fahrenheit here. Imagine how happy the pet dogs have been having to go outside in that to do their business!</p>

Hi @catsnbirds, pretty confused when you guys talk about sub-zero temperatures. I thought the US used Fahrenheit.  But you don’t say sub-32 temperatures. I suppose you use it loosely to mean below freezing. Or are you just translating for us Brits?

If you claim it is minus 40 then I won’t be confused as that is where the the two scales are…[Read more]

What? Nigella on the Bake Off?

Please no.

Must say I enjoyed the weather forecast tonight.Still wet and windy but sexy Elizabeth Rizzini delivered it in style and in a split skirt which almost showed her knickers.This is how Nigella Lawson would do  the weather.