These might as well be Mark E Smith lyrics for what it’s worth. None of it makes the slightest bit of sense to me.

Had the strangest dream last night wherein I was stung by an insect and my hand was swollen up about three times it’s normal size.(Remember those foam hands you used to see at basketball games?Bit like that).When I held my hands for comparison to show my wife she burst out laughing.

Thing is if it happened in real life she’d be exactly the…[Read more]

I’m not convinced it’s really you @ixan57,that joke was actually funny.

I’m still here @briann if anyone is looking for old copies of chiropractor monthly my friend has plenty of back issues.

Think I know why we haven’t heard from @ixan57 in a while…https://youtube.com/shorts/hTp4z-dBGWU?si=Bn7M77Vkov8MQyYS

Well @catsnbirds I just got a Silver C-3PO in the melt.Still need another but back of the net!

Rovio very occasionally you don’t suck.

@briann Overdo?!? You!?! 😉😂 It’s just what AB has done to us over the years!

Did I overdo it a bit there?

My OCD just did what the Lions couldn’t do in Australia:a 3-0 series whitewash

Well turns out me and the Count are now BFF’s beat the av score by 2pts!This calls for a reverse Ggggggaaaaaahhhhhh!!!  !!!hhhhhhhaaaaagggggG and a song https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ?si=NzXmrvDfuw2x4iJ1

I’m on a roll, just nailed another one by a shade under 2k.

OCD 2-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

That just leaves one level below average but it’s a Count Duku level and extra points are tight so I may be some time.

Also just nailed one of those under par scores by 2k .

Ah yes OCD 1-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

Well @hallieginsb I wouldn’t want you to wake up in the middle of the night screaming: “Die LCS,die!”

Don’t tell Dan but when I’ve finished amusing myself in SW II I might visit Jurassic Pork.Heh heh.

@desperate-dan Seriously? Are you still stalking my Classics scores? I thought you beat them all long ago. Sounds to me like avoidance behavior to put off dealing with Jurassic Pork.

@briann Thankfully I have no recollection of Hologram Darth Sideous or waiting for the melt in SW II. Otherwise, I’m sure your message would have triggered PTSD.

Au contraire @hallieginsb I’m glad I asked and now it all makes sense.Unlike why you need 600,000 destruction points to unlock Hologram Darth Sideous reward level when he doesn’t even appear in any levels.Do seem to recall getting a batch of 5 once in the melt all those years ago wondered if you have any such recollections?

Those missing coins…[Read more]

Hi @hallieginsb.  Hope you don’t mind but I’m having a blitz on Danger Above Classics levels where the top scores are Classics but I am short. Think there are five of them, all told. So I’m gunning for you and @realfish mainly. Just doing a @briann gaaaaaahhh because I missed a big trophy score on 7-2. Twice.

Then, because I can’t look at my…[Read more]

@briann I guess those scores were bubbling away in my brain begging to be deleted. I knew I had posted several comments, though, and I didn’t want to orphan the comments with no scores for context. But finding them all and updating them with my scores before deletion was going to be time consuming, so I just put it off. It was when I decided…[Read more]

Never appologise for interrupting my monologues @hallieginsb it’s a cry for help.Puzzled as to why you’ve waited 10 years to publicly delete your scores,were you fizzing away quietly all that time?

@briann Sorry to interrupt your monologue.  Re my SW II scores, I stopped playing SW II more than 10 years ago when character swaps became a requirement to getting a decent score. I admire your quest to get an above average score on every level without using swaps, though. I’m just too competitive to be happy with a low overall rank on a game.…[Read more]

And the reward was an unlimited supply of a naff Luke Padawan of which I had about 20 and are useless,Almost worthy f a GGGGaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!