Dan – and was he happy to meet Twiggy?

BTW, I bumped into Lee Mills on a remote Anglesey footpath yesterday. You know, Bradford City’s first £1m footballer who scored one of the goals against Wolves that sent City into the Premier League in 1999. He was surprised to see me.

Did the mayor of Chicago really say that the Pope was dope? is that a cardinal sin?

(avoids any discussion about Arsenal…)

Those cardinals like a BBQ don’t they?

I reckon if the Arsenal board had been as patient with Emery(Unai not Dick) as they have with Arteta they’d have at least one Champions League trophy by now .

Both English clubs through to the Europa League final winning their semi’s 7-1 & 5-1.They are in 16th and 17th places in the EPL so what does that tell you about the state of European…[Read more]

Well @desperate-dan can your boys pull off mission impossible in Paris tonight?Can’t say I saw anything in the first leg to make me think they can but it’s only 1-0 so anything can happen.Trouble is Arsenal seem to have gone off the boil at the wrong time while PSG are going in the opposite direction.Their version of the full court press is…[Read more]

Well, we are educating people, aren’t we?

A very authentic performance from that fine English thespian Robin Askwith a keen student of Stanislavski.Apparently in preperation for ‘Confessions’ he spent 6 months in a monastery where he did nothing but flirt with monks and clean stained glass windows so that when he was unleashed on a council estate full of bored slappers it was a…[Read more]

We know it’s really like this @brianN.  Some useful techniques for you here.

Well that’s an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back.Can’t decide what was worse ,the film or the window cleaning.At the end after killing a dozen people our Daisy was told by the officer in charge that  she’d done a great job.Obviously not a reference to the windows.

Noticed there’s a film on Sky at the moment called The Cleaner where Daisy Ridley a ‘soldier turned window cleaner’ attempts to rescue 300 hostages.I’ll give her a pass on the action scenes but shall keep a beady eye on her window cleaning technique.They never get it right.

Sorry about that Miss Texas.In these days of gender fluidity what’s a pronoun between friends?Actually my preferred pronoun is she but only at weekends.Wonder what the ratio is between male and female flingers?@desperate-dan is our resident statistician and probably knows the answer to a fraction of a percentage point.

Intrigued to know what…[Read more]