As I’ve said before my wife gave it a go doing the downstairs as I did upstairs and you guys never did guess why she quit after one day.What we need is a really clever scientist to visit the BP and work it out but what are the chances?

Hey @vuelva in the interests of Anglo-Dutch relations I must say we Brits have never produced a player of the…[Read more]

Oh, good call @vuelva. She does a great job on my windows.

@desperate-dan must say haven’t seen any women window cleaners but there must be some.

Get yer ladder ‘n’ bucket down ‘ere Brian. My regular wind cleaner has done a runner. Having a baby apparently.

I  know you are glazing hygiene technician or some such thing but putting that on one side, are you a window cleaner or a windowcleaner? Or even a window-cleaner?

This site is nothing if not informative.

It’s all double Dutch to me.

Anyway here’s the unofficial UK entry to the Anti-Eurovision Contest.https://youtu.be/rgaZ50cKEBU?si=j5nk2lhdO85SP32Q

I think that was worthy of Eric Cantona.

Netherlands 21 UK 16 (Cannes, 1959)

England 4 Netherlands 1 (Wembley 1996)

Let’s call it quits.

Op het eerste gezicht leek ‘Sing Little Birdie’ een onschuldige deuntje, maar in werkelijkheid bevatten de teksten een diep verontrustende en alarmerende boodschap die ik hier vanwege moderatieproblemen niet kan bespreken.

Happy Birthday @hunnybunny. Have fun.

Wow, Twiggy called it correctly. Austria win. Double rations tomorrow

An Austrian manager has won the FA Cup today. Will it be an Austrian double tonight? Or did Twiggy predict the wrong event?

Personally I don’t actually care. But two years ago Eurovision was the last thing my wife really enjoyed before she passed away. So it has a special significance for me regardless of how awful it usually is.