The school run was more manic than usual this morning,half the drivers think they’re auditioning for a role in the next Bond movie as  stunt drivers(women).While the half are so slow they have a man with a red flag walking in front of them(women).The road leading up to the school often has cars parked along it but there’s room for two buses in…[Read more]

Must be why Agent Orange wants to buy it.

Has anyone seen Dan’s coat?

Er…that means there are 2 million rollercoasters in Greenland.

Who knew?

Hey, it’s Groundhog Day!

etc.

Question: What is the population of Greenland?

Contestant: 50 million, because it’s enormous.

Answer: 50,000

Getting closer

Question: How many rollercoasters are there in the world?

Contestant: 300 million?

Answer: 5600

Hey, it’s Groundhog Day!

You can pay good money for stuff like this.

Well Dr No must be wrong because she’s back in season(s).

Sometimes I just outdo myself.

Yes Dr No cryptically said no more puppies.

Beaten my score 4 times I think but keep adding 200 and still 200 short. But I blew 124k. Still time. But it sounds like the old girl isn’t expecting anyway.

Finally got one over the line but I see the screenshot upload feature still not working.Can I get a receipt in lieu of a puppy @birdleader ?

Hey Dan I just got 120418k with one bird.Slightly annoying .

Medication?I think he’s been on the brandy snaps again.Probably a bit rich coming from me.

How does the saying go. You can choose your friends but you can’t choose your relatives.

Poor Twiggy you can choose your doggy friends but you can’t choose your master.

Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob, Gobbler’s Knob…Ha Ha Ha!

I’m Ok folks. I’ve had my medication now.

This one will test the moderators.

Not sure if Phil got it right at Gobbler’s Knob today. Twiggy’s gone the other way on that one. Phil hasn’t got the hang of climate change.

I think my favourite Dr Who episode may well be the one where they (Smith, Amy, Rory and a closet gay CIA agent – don’t ask) all end up in the White House with Richard Nixon. During the course of the programme, The Doctor advises Nixon to start taping his conversations in order to uncover aliens. Nixon of  course does and we all know where that…[Read more]