I swear I’m going to go all Vaughny in a minute.

I see UC is also back @hunnybunny.

The last series has scarcely finished. What a farce.

Seems like the 25/26 football season is underway before the 24/25 one has even finished. What a farce.

There’s a tennis tournament taking place in Bastad just now.Don’t know if he’s playing but something tells me Sinner might do well there.

I  see OC is back @hunnybunny.

Hey Bunny you would never allow this to happen being such a bon viveur but due to an unfortunate series of events all I’ve had for my tea is a mini pork pie and a snickers bar…

I thought you said satire was dead?

There was a footballer called Terry Paine who made over 800 appearances for one club(Southampton).Players in those days weren’t paid over 300k a week so when they retired had to put their savings into buying and running a business and I like to think Terry avoided that ‘Running a pub’ trope and bought a window…[Read more]

But Derbyshire once had an opening batsman (who I once met) called Bowler. There, that destroys the theory completely.

You should be called Paine. That would fit in so many ways.

It’s satire folks.

Apologies.

Brief return to nominative determinism see Lancs have a spinner called Ashton Turner.