Thanks Dr Nit Scabs though I must confess the best two I nicked from the web(Donald and Melania Trump).That said I’ve got a couple of beauties for Desperate Dan (the perfect Countdown  combination of vowels and consonants).

Dean Pederast and I can’t think why this next one jumped from the page:

seared pedant.

Welcome back Brian. You sure came up with some good ones!

Watching one of my guilty pleasures tonight : The Crimson Rivers S3.Delightful but gory.

Wandsworth Prison Dan.

I do not have the power to delete your name from this forum @hunnybummy,there is one who does,a magic wand she has but has been mysteriously absent of late.Anyone know of her whereabouts?

You need to tell us where you have been Brian. Money was on you being in the MiL’s dungeons. Or blown into the North Sea still clutching a ladder. Or just stuck in that BP cubicle with the dodgy lock that OB keeps saying he means to fix.

Politicians who fiddle while Rome burns.

PC Knobheads and cancel culture.

Lamp old runt.

Doh!

Coma cop Jen quit.

Heh heh.

OK I’m done .

Dun old tramp…please somebody stop me!

That’s if I spelt Jacquie correctly.

You’ll love this one @hunnybunny:-

Co-op quince jam.T?

Yes though I think the world may beat them to it.

Mask Terrier ,three breeds removed from Twiggy I think.

Dr Pant mould.

I’m sure you enjoyed the whistling there Dan.

Lop Damn Turd.

Seems like DJT and I have something in common: messing about with people’s names. Noticed he referred to the Governor of California as Gavin Newscum so in return I give you Arnold T Dump

Dump ton lard

Dotard ‘n’ lump

Course we can’t forget his (for now) bestie :-

Noel Skum

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