I thought it was definitely the may  (i.e. hawthorn) blossom. Don’t say now I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Mind you, folks round these parts are clearly confused. The other day on the beach we saw somebody dressed for arctic conditions in a huge puffer jacket at the same time as someone (male unfortunately) nude sunbathing.

That’s…[Read more]

Well it’s been a while.https://youtu.be/56dxJjXbnjg?si=svUGb9JV_y_MK7w-

One of me old mum’s favourite expressions though there seems to be some doubt as to whether it refers to the month of May or the may blossom.Definitely one for Suzie Dent.(That also will not travel).

Aye. I’ve cast my clout.

(That one will not travel)

Funny you should say that @desperatedan I once met Lee Mings at the top of a coastal path. Kept trying to throw himself off the cliff, said all his mates were down there.

Speaking of mates a pal of mine was telling me about problems he was having with his neighbour.

“He’s an absolute nutter. You must’ve seen him knocking about? Little guy,…[Read more]

I think the Trumpster has a one out one in policy re the clown car.Casey Means an excellent choice for the new surgeon general under the slogan Make Covid Great Again…sheesh!

BTW, I bumped into Lee Mills on a remote Anglesey footpath yesterday. You know, Bradford City’s first £1m footballer who scored one of the goals against Wolves that sent City into the Premier League in 1999. He was surprised to see me.

Did the mayor of Chicago really say that the Pope was dope? is that a cardinal sin?

(avoids any discussion about Arsenal…)

Those cardinals like a BBQ don’t they?

I reckon if the Arsenal board had been as patient with Emery(Unai not Dick) as they have with Arteta they’d have at least one Champions League trophy by now .

Both English clubs through to the Europa League final winning their semi’s 7-1 & 5-1.They are in 16th and 17th places in the EPL so what does that tell you about the state of European…[Read more]

Well @desperate-dan can your boys pull off mission impossible in Paris tonight?Can’t say I saw anything in the first leg to make me think they can but it’s only 1-0 so anything can happen.Trouble is Arsenal seem to have gone off the boil at the wrong time while PSG are going in the opposite direction.Their version of the full court press is…[Read more]

Well, we are educating people, aren’t we?

A very authentic performance from that fine English thespian Robin Askwith a keen student of Stanislavski.Apparently in preperation for ‘Confessions’ he spent 6 months in a monastery where he did nothing but flirt with monks and clean stained glass windows so that when he was unleashed on a council estate full of bored slappers it was a…[Read more]

We know it’s really like this @brianN.  Some useful techniques for you here.