You need to tell us where you have been Brian. Money was on you being in the MiL’s dungeons. Or blown into the North Sea still clutching a ladder. Or just stuck in that BP cubicle with the dodgy lock that OB keeps saying he means to fix.

Politicians who fiddle while Rome burns.

PC Knobheads and cancel culture.

Lamp old runt.

Doh!

Coma cop Jen quit.

Heh heh.

OK I’m done .

Dun old tramp…please somebody stop me!

That’s if I spelt Jacquie correctly.

You’ll love this one @hunnybunny:-

Co-op quince jam.T?

Yes though I think the world may beat them to it.

Mask Terrier ,three breeds removed from Twiggy I think.

Dr Pant mould.

I’m sure you enjoyed the whistling there Dan.

Lop Damn Turd.

Seems like DJT and I have something in common: messing about with people’s names. Noticed he referred to the Governor of California as Gavin Newscum so in return I give you Arnold T Dump

Dump ton lard

Dotard ‘n’ lump

Course we can’t forget his (for now) bestie :-

Noel Skum

See if you can work out ‘ Putrid man and a mean doll’ or ‘Dull primate…[Read more]

Good for you!

I’ve actually ordered a book/audio that claims it will teach me to speak Welsh. And another that claims I will become a pianist.

The two things I seem to have no inherent aptitude for are languages and music. This is not going to end well.

@Birdleader Samsung android tablet 9 and Google chrome

Hey @ixan57, I will look into this. Can I ask you what browser and operating system you’re using? Thanks.