I am of the opinion that other people were much better at performing many of Dylan’s songs than himself. There are some very good covers. I’m not anti-Dylan, far from it, but I do think there was a strong case to have given that 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature to Leonard Cohen instead.  Although, like Dylan he wouldn’t have attended as he died…[Read more]

The school run was more manic than usual this morning,half the drivers think they’re auditioning for a role in the next Bond movie as  stunt drivers(women).While the half are so slow they have a man with a red flag walking in front of them(women).The road leading up to the school often has cars parked along it but there’s room for two buses in…[Read more]

Must be why Agent Orange wants to buy it.

Has anyone seen Dan’s coat?

Er…that means there are 2 million rollercoasters in Greenland.

Who knew?

Hey, it’s Groundhog Day!

etc.

Question: What is the population of Greenland?

Contestant: 50 million, because it’s enormous.

Answer: 50,000

Getting closer

Question: How many rollercoasters are there in the world?

Contestant: 300 million?

Answer: 5600

Hey, it’s Groundhog Day!

You can pay good money for stuff like this.

Well Dr No must be wrong because she’s back in season(s).

Sometimes I just outdo myself.

Yes Dr No cryptically said no more puppies.

Beaten my score 4 times I think but keep adding 200 and still 200 short. But I blew 124k. Still time. But it sounds like the old girl isn’t expecting anyway.

Finally got one over the line but I see the screenshot upload feature still not working.Can I get a receipt in lieu of a puppy @birdleader ?

Hey Dan I just got 120418k with one bird.Slightly annoying .

Medication?I think he’s been on the brandy snaps again.Probably a bit rich coming from me.

How does the saying go. You can choose your friends but you can’t choose your relatives.

Poor Twiggy you can choose your doggy friends but you can’t choose your master.