Gregg’ll be ok I hear GB News are looking for a TV chef/banter merchant.

Good tidings Dan, Radio 4 are broadcasting a new Count Arthur Xmass special.First for a few years I think.

Yes their videos spare no expense @desperate-dan.I reckon they were tresspassing on all of ’em.

Latest Z list celebrity who no one knew 15 years ago to play Let’s Kick Gregg reckons:

“He said I’d never be a cook because I’m a woman.”

Bang out of order Gregg everyone knows a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

@birdleader I will, but only play Seasons, Star Wars and Rio

E is for Enter the Mirror

Challenge back with a wimper I see.

“And it’s goodnight from me .” “And it’s goodnight from him.”

See Musk is suggesting homelessness is a lie.Think we’ll wake up one morning and they’ll all be gone a la S. America?

I hear Prince Edward and Gregg are making a record called Hard Times under the moniker Wallace ‘n’ Windsor.

Has anyone ever listened to I Trawl the Megahertz by Prefab Sprout?(Originally went out as by Paddy McAloon as he didn’t want to alienate the loyal Sprout fanbase).The reason being it’s a massive musical transformation from anything he’d previously attempted.Personally I find it mesmeric but be warned the title track opens the album and comes in…[Read more]

How rude,sorry for talking over you @hunnybunny.Yeah saw the film typically crazy but true story of British ingenuity.Could’ve been an episode of Faulty Towers.

“I’ve got heels,and they’re made of plywood”.

Not boasting just thought I’d mention it.

Hot Dogs, jumping frogs
Total madness, but we all sing along

Home, now, spent out, but had a fab time.
Operation Mincemeat (the musical) was three women and two men playing about sixty different characters (MI5, sailors, typists, a Coroner, mortuary staff, German Stormtroopers, bar staff, an American Airman, et al)
If you know the story, or saw…[Read more]

BTW if consenting adults wish to sellotape gloves on each other that’s fine by me.

No prizes for guessing who sang “The Hotdogs go on”.It wasn’t Prefab sprout.

That link was seriously thin Dan,giving tenuous and gossamer thin a bad name.Knew about the Salvation Army reference and given Jack’s religious upbringing it has  a ring of truth about it but never heard of The Peppered Sprouts!

Paddy MacAloon could be contrary and was often asked about the name so he just made stuff up.I think the closest to…[Read more]