Sure enough I’ve looked at my BBC weather app and 14 days of rain with every hour showing raindrops.Noah didn’t have it this bad.

Is it normal to hide behind the sofa when the weather forecast comes on?https://youtu.be/A09GZeORYlo?si=Y1NimqNeBSdWHZXN

Our delivery driver Fred said one of his farmer customers has seen a long range weather forecast predicting 110 consecutive days with rain.Families of local window cleaners are on suicide watch.UK grim indeed.

Bet they’re still on about droughts come July.

Watching a C4 show called Patience atm really quite good.Set in the beautiful city of York and featuring a girl with autism.Right up my street.

Ernest or Margaux?

See the world’s leaders are meeting Davros this week.I do hope the Daleks show up.Let’s hope there aren’t any stairs.

Ah Trigger Point.Love that show.Ben Shephard is a great tv presenter/quiz show host(multi talented).”Ghost drop” “It’s a rider!”…er…wait…that’s Tipping Point isn’t it?

Trigger Point.Love that show.We have a rule of thumb in our house:if Vicky McClure is in it we watch it.Sorry about the short sentences.Bye.See you in 3 weeks.

Reach and wash is for wimps.Nothing like putting your wet  hands on an ice cold aluminium ladder when it’s -2 degrees.

And no you  never did guess why my wife quit after one day(nothing to do with the above).

Well I never. Jason from Sleaford Mods on Sunday Brunch.What’s the world coming to?

“I’ll have the egg ‘n’ effing chips Lovejoy!”