Whole dog going sideways this morning. She’s very plucky, I’ll give her that.

The nightmare scenario is that @ixan57 and @hunnybunny end up on the same ship.

I think Bunny is on that two year cruise that left Belfast a while back.

That mini cruise was called Tom.

Gotta get to page 1000 somehow.

Sounds like an episode of Jack Reacher(this is a genuine guilty pleasure).

Phrases from Going to The Game.

Look at his legs Mari, they’re like oak trees.

Did you bring the whiskey bottle?

We won but I didn’t understand the game. The players had good legs.

I crashed the car on the way home.

Welsh is fun!

We’ve played a few cover versions lately this one is more than worthy of the original.https://youtu.be/Ihh19fnjRaA?si=yiJb6GuruLLqHuXThttps://youtu.be/Ihh19fnjRaA?si=yiJb6GuruLLqHuXT

We keep interupting each other Dan imagine if Ixan Bunny Karen CnB were all trying to talk at the same time?It’d be like reading Welcome to Welsh(15 defeats in a row I fear).

Yes I could go on but I won’t.See a forty-six y/o horse made the news today.I’ve been married to a nag for 26.(This is fake noos my wife is absolutely lovely and almost as laid back as me(except for noticing loads of stuff I haven’t done and stuff I have done but not very well-apart from that no nagging).

My Welcome to Welsh book advertises on the front page that it teaches Welsh in real life situations. So, in one of the first examples the wife is at home watching the television news. The headline is that the local factory is on fire and the night shift are working there. The husband works there! They are evacuated and he has to come home. He…[Read more]

As for you @ixan57 have you fallen asleep again?

Rant over?

Pull the other one.

You’re just warming up.

Hey @hunnybunny you’re quiet are you on a secret cruise?On a serious note how’s the other half ?

Sorry @catsnbirds you know I’m not anti-American just anticlockwise…er …Pennywise.How are things over there has the Don managed to muzzle the press  or are they accurately reporting his senile rantings?

See Amazon now have the rights to James Bond ,is that another great British institution gone to the dogs?(I know the Broccoli’s weren’t exactly English but Bezos is a cabbage in league with Pennywise).Dr Who has already gone in my opinion(though I don’t blame Disney for that).All of the big English premier league clubs are now foreign owned.The…[Read more]

Have to agree with you @desperate-dan(not just with the above comment) about Black Doves being worth another series although it’s set up to resemble Gangs of London(no bad thing in my book).Didn’t want to see Ben Wishaw getting bummed in his hotel room…er I wasn’t in his hotel room I mean on the show…should I get me coat?

I think “lying on a colossal scale never seen before” captures it nicely.

Zelensky has an approval rating of 4%??? Hmmm. I think any world leader who still has an actual and genuine approval rating of 57% after six years in power is outperforming pretty much every other world leader.

Sorry just needed to get that off my chest.https://youtu.be/Ihh19fnjRaA?si=yiJb6GuruLLqHuXT

Did you scamper round the block @desperate-dan?More to the point were your ears horizontal?I think we should be told.

Window cleaners are a strange breed and we all have our quirks.

My new name for DJT is Pennywise:

1 He’s venal and every decision he’s ever made is based on lining his own  pockets and those of his pals(the ones in the…[Read more]

Well, he turned up. Did the windows. Said he wasn’t insured to go up a ladder. You’re made of sterner stuff north of the border @brianN.