Take your hands off Stanley. He’s 131 years old, poor chap.

Sepp Blatter(German for step ladder)

Joao Havelange(Portuguese for You’ve had lunch?)

I’m struggling with Stanley Rous

He’s the kiddy,At the very least his besty Gianni Infantino(Italian for big baby) will give him another meaningful award.

30 mins in and Fletch and Coisty are at it.Again VAR correctly gives a penalty the ref missed.Listen to this from Ally-“I think the ref does see it but doesn’t award it because he knows VAR will get him out of jail.And it’s…[Read more]

When he stops this war, he will claim it is another one he has stopped. It’s irrefutable logic.

And Trump reckons us Brits aren’t up for a fight?Mind you we should take that with a pinch of salt coming as it does from a US draught dodger.

There have been lower points in Scottish football history but this is pretty bad on so many levels.

Most around here say “Anyone but the Old Firm”.

Speaking of Glasgow my daughter was on the last train allowed in to the station tonight.It’s closed now due to a fire.Ironically started when a vape shop went up in smoke.

Rangers

Celtic

Which side of the hedge are you on @ixan57?

@atlas-zulay, I was just echoing @asher‘s comment that the only reason he doesn’t play Classics is that he can’t get a version that plays on Android.

I don’t have that problem. My problem is that I can load up my emulator on my PC (Nox or Bluestacks) with a Classics .apk file, start it running and it never gets past the theme tune. Are you saying…[Read more]

@asher can’t get a version of Classics that plays on Android. Do we know a way round that?  I guess not. I can’t get a version that plays in Nox. I’m just lucky I have a version on a pretty old phone. I do have the .apk file separately on my PC but it doesn’t seem to be much use to me.

Rovio’s policy on Classics makes no sense whatsover.

I don’t know what you mean @desperate-dan.

Hey @ixan57 I’m still waiting for that karate/curling/Tourettes crossover.

Last night the football commentator said that the match had turned into a game of basketball. Today the rugby commentator said that we were watching a game of chess.

Uh?

Very naughty @briann, goading Mr asher.