Given that he broke the toilet bowl on the way down (he was a big lad) …

Funnily enough one of my grandads died in the bathroom when he lived with us,bit difficult to keep that a secret .Don’t think it’s that odd @desperate-dan just parents trying to figure out how best to protect their children.

Sorry Dan missed your posts there and yes judging by their profile pic Cody and girlfriend Lay(Layla?) are young.Good to have young pups chasing pups so don’t scare them off with your mean scoring machine.

Bit quiet tonight was it something I said?Anyways laying off the MIL jokes for now so no references to dungeons or sabotaging the broomstick docking port or dredging up old Tommy Cooper quips.

She came to stay New Year’s Eve and was meant to stay the night have dinner on the Wednesday then head home  but unfortunately the big old bird had a…[Read more]

Cartoon revisionists eh?Reckon Pepe le Pew could be facing  sexual harassment charges.

Speaking of The Flintstones does anyone remember the furore when the LBTQETC brigade ‘ suddenly’ discovered the last line of the theme tune?

Pretty sure the series reboot and the films were forced to ditch the line

“We’ll have a gay old time”

Think the term is a huge misnomer perhaps the word miserable might be more appropriate.

Seems like the same problem I mentioned a few weeks ago is still around @desperate-dan.Not sure if anyone has made a puppy score recently seems like not so many doing the Challenge atm(maybe because the uploading issue?)

Did have a go yesterday and noticed a couple of new names atop the leaderboard(3 to be exact :Cody and Lay and hats off to…[Read more]

Bye for now.

Just as I’m here noticed Zuckerberg has now joined the Mar-a-Largo Wealth and Fatness Club.Guess you can’t be a $billionaire and have principles.

Thanks Dr Nit Scabs though I must confess the best two I nicked from the web(Donald and Melania Trump).That said I’ve got a couple of beauties for Desperate Dan (the perfect Countdown  combination of vowels and consonants).

Dean Pederast and I can’t think why this next one jumped from the page:

seared pedant.

Watching one of my guilty pleasures tonight : The Crimson Rivers S3.Delightful but gory.

Wandsworth Prison Dan.

I do not have the power to delete your name from this forum @hunnybummy,there is one who does,a magic wand she has but has been mysteriously absent of late.Anyone know of her whereabouts?

Politicians who fiddle while Rome burns.

PC Knobheads and cancel culture.

Brain, please delete my name from this forum, thank you

I have loads of other, but I am a grumpy old woman!

Changing the subject, what you put into Room 101 (other than Brian)
I’m going for woman who play with their hair, IN PUBLIC, yuk!

No e

I’m wishing for a clean wine world