Customer Capers

One of my customers came out and asked if I’d finished.I said no,since you put that wooden board up to keep your dog in I have to double back to finish the rest of the house.

“Oh” she said”I can take that down now the dog’s gone…and so has the husband!”

After a brief awkward pause I said “I’m sorry  about that.”She said “I’m…[Read more]

A man died when he fell into a giant vat of coffee.His wife said he didn’t suffer-it was instant.

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat…I’ll get yours while I’m at it Dan.Fancy a pint down The Lurkers?

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisionist?He got the sac.

Better than Steely Dan tho’.

The harmonies are a little too wispy for my liking and with knife crime in the UK being what it is we shouldn’t be talking about brass stabbings.Comment awaiting moderation unlike this tune https://youtu.be/j8fSymv-5R8?si=48cnWTPK946UL8nD

They also produced early Costello singles before Jake Rivierra stole him including this beauty…https://youtu.be/snPDoXl9ZPs?si=vXbyZSMS1FrEmnS6

Backtracking a little here’s the very first Stiff release…https://youtu.be/YEpr8kaczck?si=tMKGBCEE0MFcFIjJ

Hoe is het met je? @vuelva always glad when you pop out of your wormhole to say hello(I’m afraid I had to google the Dutch greeting)(Ooops is Dutch a word the people of The Netherlands are comfortable with?)

There are quite a few expressions in English pre-fixed by the word Dutch that have negative connotations( uncle for instance-great band but…[Read more]

I have skin like a waxen peel and a face that I can never feel.

Busy weekend my birdling friends and whoever said “As a teenage girl spends 6 years ageing from 12 to 18 you(the parent )age 30” clearly had a teenage daughter.That’s all I’m saying.Anyway you all know it has to be Photoshop Handsome.https://youtu.be/6udfNIzRUX0?si=QxEk8hnMrsOAGhDp