One of my customers came to the door today sporting a huge cut on his forehead and bruises on his face.He said “Don’t make laugh I’ve got cracked ribs as well”.Apparently his ride on lawn mower cowped when he mowed a strip near the river.He went headlong into what he now calls his lucky boulder as he reckons but for that he might have been pinned…[Read more]

I see Rangers had Antman and Aasgaard in their squad tonight.Marvelous isn’t it?

See Wayne Rooney is getting some cosh over his punditry skills(or lack of)on MOTD.Have to say when every second word he utters is “erm” it makes for painful viewing.I also think he over eggs the tactical side of things ,it’s like he’s auditioning for his next managerial job.And let’s face it he’s even worse at that than he is at punditry.

Here’s…[Read more]

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Nah, 5 Garazeb Orrelios.All you need to know about that character Dan is it’s an anagram of Albie Rogers Roza.No further comment required.

Jonny Bairstow would be good batting for the Pork side.

He’s got a sizzling cover drive.

Just occurred to me @desperate-dan Everything Everything mention dinosaurs a fair bit in their lyrics.I’m sure I could curate a list of songs for your pleasure while you’re in a rubber room trying to work out how to squeeze extra points out of those rubber trees.Just say the word.(Think I can guess what the word…[Read more]

4 Kanan Jarrus.Not bad just not what I needed.For Dan that’s the Dracula looking dude who’s evil vizage makes you think he should be batting for the Pork side.

Seasons was bad for that but when using older versions on my old Nox starting with the earliest version and working up I found progress was saved between successive versions .Until I downloaded a version that didn’t work then all was lost.

While on Bluestacks I have my base version that is now fully unlocked and will stay put.It’s V.7.9.1 the…[Read more]

So you think a Carbonite Melt is a ham and pasta dish covered in cheese and baked in the oven?Mmmm nice.

Must admit I’m enjoying it so much I may hang around a bit longer see if I can improve on my previous best scores.

Had the strangest dream last night wherein I was stung by an insect and my hand was swollen up about three times it’s normal size.(Remember those foam hands you used to see at basketball games?Bit like that).When I held my hands for comparison to show my wife she burst out laughing.

Thing is if it happened in real life she’d be exactly the…[Read more]

I’m not convinced it’s really you @ixan57,that joke was actually funny.

Think I know why we haven’t heard from @ixan57 in a while…https://youtube.com/shorts/hTp4z-dBGWU?si=Bn7M77Vkov8MQyYS

Well @catsnbirds I just got a Silver C-3PO in the melt.Still need another but back of the net!

Rovio very occasionally you don’t suck.

Did I overdo it a bit there?

My OCD just did what the Lions couldn’t do in Australia:a 3-0 series whitewash

Well turns out me and the Count are now BFF’s beat the av score by 2pts!This calls for a reverse Ggggggaaaaaahhhhhh!!!  !!!hhhhhhhaaaaagggggG and a song https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ?si=NzXmrvDfuw2x4iJ1

I’m on a roll, just nailed another one by a shade under 2k.

OCD 2-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

That just leaves one level below average but it’s a Count Duku level and extra points are tight so I may be some time.

Also just nailed one of those under par scores by 2k .

Ah yes OCD 1-0 part of the brain that governs good use of time.

Well @hallieginsb I wouldn’t want you to wake up in the middle of the night screaming: “Die LCS,die!”

Don’t tell Dan but when I’ve finished amusing myself in SW II I might visit Jurassic Pork.Heh heh.

@desperate-dan Seriously? Are you still stalking my Classics scores? I thought you beat them all long ago. Sounds to me like avoidance behavior to put off dealing with Jurassic Pork.

@briann Thankfully I have no recollection of Hologram Darth Sideous or waiting for the melt in SW II. Otherwise, I’m sure your message would have triggered PTSD.