Well not content with dissing the LL for the Jimmy Cobert show he’s now narrating a documentary about WW2.Notice he’s back in tonight though trying to sell fire damaged candles.Hanksy is such a beezer(in the Scottish sense).

Brilliant performance from the Villa tonight I suspect Prince William will have a glass of Ace of Spades Brut Gold.Andrew will be looking for an Istanbul brothel.Differentstrokes.

This isn’t me being wise after the event but I did remark a while ago to my niece’s husband(an avid Southampton fan) that their manager has the look of a man about to plot an evil deed(I may have said murder).

That’s all,carry on.

Alas a club willing to go that far to get to the promised land won’t let it lie and will appeal all the way to CAS if necessary.

My Southampton fan friend is pretty disgusted. Not with the punishment. With the club for behaving so reprehensively. It was the only appropriate thing to do. Somebody is responsible and that’s probably the last job they ever have in football. There are consequences.

Maybe the best @briann, but playing boring football for the last couple of months. Probably due to the pressure. But the context has been anything but boring. Now, for the perfect domestic season, Spurs need to go down.

Picked up a couple of ABO trophies myself in Jurassic Pork of all places.Was doing quite well but have hit a brick wall with 35-15.That level is unfathomable.

Well done Arsenal.City dogged it out but the Gooners have been the best in the Prem this season.They can rest a few against Palace in preperation for PSG

Up for it, @catsnbirds?

Tom’s back! The toilet seat was left up again. One of us needs to have a word.

Weird that I can pound away in Classics trying to claw back a few hundred points on a level for  several days and get nowhere, then switch over to 17-14 in Mine ‘n’ Dine on a level that’s been around for 15 years, use ABo (without any multi-replaying of macros) and get a mind-boggling top score within a few minutes. Not even by some clever new…[Read more]