Thanks!! I’ve definitely been working hard on Ham Em High lately. It’s a cool world to play! It’s satisfying breaking all the wood in those levels.

But in some levels, I still see lots of improvement. A few of the records I got, came to my surprise!

I see a few levels we all can wither down but Ham Em High is one of the most pushed episodes I feel. The amount of new strats that have been formed this year is insane

Jumping in here to say that Ham Em High is getting another massive boost. I’ve taken three or four records. Lost one to Disco but that is fine by me. Glad to see more levels are being pushed to the limit. I believe I’ve found the upper limit on 12-13. Would be impressed to see that record felled.

Well done @discobeaks It seems you’re helping Dan…[Read more]

Ah Bargain Hunt at 120 decibels.Yes I’m at me old mum’s.90 y/o and still refusing to get a hearing aid…pardon…

I’m giving the man of the match award to the Lords pitch.

I’m pretty sure Mustard and Onions must have played in the same England team.

Heh heh.I still hope for the day Phil Salt is joined by fellow opening batsman Michael Pepper in the England ODI team.

Looks like this cautious approach to batting is really catching on.

France should have a frog.

FIFA Fund Infantino’s Flagrant Avarice

I see England’s new cautious approach to batting is paying off.

So the World Cup is just a week away and FIFA’s bloated new format means an endless stream of meaningless group games and an extra round in the knockout stage to ensure 8 3rd placed teams will qualify…er wait Gianni’s just been on the phone…apparently what I meant to say was due…[Read more]

Commonplace among athletes Dan but yes let’s move on.Must tell you all what one of my customers said on an unrelated matter.Last time I cleaned his windows his wife said they were off to Copenhagen for a few days so on seeing him yesterday I asked how it went and his opening gambit was:” I didn’t see a black face the whole time I was there-it was…[Read more]

By strange coincidence Higgins was a one time friend of Marianne faithful though knowing her it was probably more than one time.

That’s never stopped us before,well alright mainly me.Hey wasn’t Brown Sugar on the Sticky Fingers album?That’s all I have etc.

All time top three for wazzing in public:

In at no. 3 Ozzy Osbourne.Finding himself dressed in pink tights and ballerina shoes next to a memorial of The Alamo what else could he do but relieve himself on said…[Read more]