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Commonplace among athletes Dan but yes let’s move on.Must tell you all what one of my customers said on an unrelated matter.Last time I cleaned his windows his wife said they were off to Copenhagen for a few days so on seeing him yesterday I asked how it went and his opening gambit was:” I didn’t see a black face the whole time I was there-it was great!”Immediately following it up by saying”Not that I’m being racist or anything.”!?!

Guess he’s voting Reform.

Anyway sometimes the only way to stay sane in this mad world is to listen to something like this:https://youtu.be/NUnXxh5U25Y?si=74Bi8u6bP1r7zGIP

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By strange coincidence Higgins was a one time friend of Marianne faithful though knowing her it was probably more than one time.

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That’s never stopped us before,well alright mainly me.Hey wasn’t Brown Sugar on the Sticky Fingers album?That’s all I have etc.

All time top three for wazzing in public:

In at no. 3 Ozzy Osbourne.Finding himself dressed in pink tights and ballerina shoes next to a memorial of The Alamo what else could he do but relieve himself on said memorial.Got him banned from San Antonio for 10 years.Hardly seems like a punishment does it?Apparently Ozzy used to regularly pee himself onstage to save time?!

In at…er…no.2 Freddie Flintoff tapping into the feelings of the nation drained himself in the gardens of 10 Downing St.(A little payback as they’ve been pissing on us for years)

But there can be only one winner,the one and only alex Higgins potting a long green.Yes in the middle of a snooker match takes a pee in a plantpot.He truly was blessed with genius.

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So how did you know Mrs Faithful @desperate-dan?(I can’t imagine a more inaptly named woman).Did you work in her local sweetshop?

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A bad case of Sticky Fingers.

As an errant teenager my one and only night in a police cell was for wazzing in a public place…all over someone’s car…

£10 fine and £5 costs.Those were the days.

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Thinking about it wouldn’t it be more appropriate to cock a crafty leg on a triangulation post rather than a victory roll?For Twiggy obviously I think @desperate-dan might get into trouble.

That’s all I have to say on the subject.

Anyone remember The Crafty Cockney?

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5 days without internet.It was like living in Penarth.

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Ganging up on me eh?

So I googled it and bagging Trig points is a thing.One bloke spent 14 years getting to all 6,190.C’mon Dan pull yer finger out.

He wrote a book about it called ‘Dull men of Great Britain’

That’s all I have to say on the subject.

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Sad thing is @desperate-dan I believe you do have a list of triangulation posts that you’re ticking off.

As for Tom he really is turning into Forest Gump.One minute WWII next UNICEF Soccer Aid at The London Stadium.Didn’t See any crumbs on his rider Dan.

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We went over from a copper broadband connection to fibre on Wednesday promised speeds over 100mbps.Between Thursday and 5 mins ago our speeds dropped to 0 mbps.All fixed now.Did I miss much?

Unlucky Arsenal.Unfortunately for them PSG are in that moment of time where they just find ways to win…everything.

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Sounds like heatstroke @hunnybunny.Must admit it’s not been much fun dragon a ladder round this past couple of days.

Yes I’ll get me coat.

You should pop in more often Mrs Bunny.Been on any cruises lately?

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If you’re enjoying Dear England you might like Saipan about the bust up between Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy just prior to the 2002 World Cup.

Also happy to back up any badge noms for Cody.

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@bernersenn is busy keeping the Nest afloat Cody I’m sure he could find a Sharpshooter badge if you qualify.Though I agree with @desperate-dan you’ll have to use ABO to get some of those top 20 scores.Dan will also tell you @admins are absolute sticklers for proof so make sure you get a screenshot or video of all appropriate scores.

 

Did you ever get your badge Dan?

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As for @hunnybunny I think she’s given up on us but I shall continue to mock Welsh sporting endeavours.When’s the next round of rugby internationals?

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Stealing a trophy off a one armed man @atlas-zulay?You blaggard.

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See Glamorgan are at it again-snatching defeat from the jaws of victory…several times in one match…they’re making it an art form.

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Hope you are doing well Dan.https://youtu.be/QOXwzvk1WTc?si=6oGbbMpmJdFlMa-U

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Well not content with dissing the LL for the Jimmy Cobert show he’s now narrating a documentary about WW2.Notice he’s back in tonight though trying to sell fire damaged candles.Hanksy is such a beezer(in the Scottish sense).

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Brilliant performance from the Villa tonight I suspect Prince William will have a glass of Ace of Spades Brut Gold.Andrew will be looking for an Istanbul brothel.Different strokes.

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This isn’t me being wise after the event but I did remark a while ago to my niece’s husband(an avid Southampton fan) that their manager has the look of a man about to plot an evil deed(I may have said murder).

That’s all,carry on.

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Alas a club willing to go that far to get to the promised land won’t let it lie and will appeal all the way to CAS if necessary.

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Picked up a couple of ABO trophies myself in Jurassic Pork of all places.Was doing quite well but have hit a brick wall with 35-15.That level is unfathomable.

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Well done Arsenal.City dogged it out but the Gooners have been the best in the Prem this season.They can rest a few against Palace in preperation for PSG

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I do like a bit of Poly Styrene though we’ve had this whistling debate before.https://youtu.be/NItwaz0nLJA?si=6NwcdL9_xh1HW5rq

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News just in…

Sauron topples Gandalf!

Yes the dark arts win and no not a reference to Dan beating my score on BSU 10-14 but Southampton prevailing over Boro.I bet Bob Mortimer is fuming and I must admit I’m not happy about the way Saints have gone about things.Their manager always looks like he’s planning a murder.If looks could kill.https://youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY?si=pqCr7dWD4DswecTc