Good work @brianN.  Black Sabbath and Talk Talk spring to mind along the lines of the PIL example.

We roll on to S. Brian will be pleased that I don’t have many letters left. In this song SD explicitly reference themselves in the lyrics. Any other examples?

The jukebox has just self-combusted.

Yes you were.

Nice one  Brian

I was thinking of  my ding a ling

Hope k is correct because I’ve been waiting with this one for ages

L  Leap up and down wave your knickers in the air

Not sure if this is the song title without googling.

K   knock three times (on the ceiling) twice on the pipe

Miscounted. forgot all the Xmas specials. 151 episodes. Seems like I am misspending my non-youth.

The worst ones all seem to contain animals.

Jungle Rock

Almost forget, time for R. Folks may know this one. Pains me to miss out two other brilliant R possibilities.

Can’t think of a terrible novelty song beginning with J so a quick Dr Who update. I am now 132 episodes in (in the modern era) and have covered the first 5 with Jodie Whitaker (series 11). And I have to say, no problem so far. The Capaldi ones were fine, much better than I remembered and the early Whitaker ones have been entertaining. I am now…[Read more]

I    Itsy bitsy teenie yellow polkadot bikni

@BrianN i would have went for gangnam style on a dance theme.

How about H  hokey cokey

F  Funky gibbon